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Fall Down Drunk by dani1luv: 10:06am On Sep 29, 2008
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again." cool
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 4:39pm On Sep 29, 2008
Dani. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . shocked
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Arcani: 7:46pm On Sep 29, 2008
I no understand you o Dani, hey I no go talk
Re: Fall Down Drunk by tammyswits(f): 7:50pm On Sep 29, 2008
Brrrrrrr! Hehehe!
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 2:17am On Sep 30, 2008
Dani, you have been working too hard. You need a rest bobo
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Scopium: 1:57pm On Sep 30, 2008
[size=13pt]I likey[/size]
Re: Fall Down Drunk by manickal(m): 2:23pm On Sep 30, 2008
nice one.
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 2:27pm On Sep 30, 2008
SCOPIUM!!! MANICKAL!!! Welcome back brothas kiss grin
Re: Fall Down Drunk by romsky: 2:28pm On Sep 30, 2008
Gabry u don cook?
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 2:30pm On Sep 30, 2008
cook what and for who?
Re: Fall Down Drunk by romsky: 2:31pm On Sep 30, 2008
just checkin & stop gettin confused grin
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 2:32pm On Sep 30, 2008
cause your sentences aint appropriate ohhh
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 2:38pm On Sep 30, 2008
See two FFO's
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 2:43pm On Sep 30, 2008
Yeah I know right? Fabulosity Fantastic Outspoken girls right? grin
Re: Fall Down Drunk by manickal(m): 2:47pm On Sep 30, 2008
yeah right. grin
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 2:48pm On Sep 30, 2008
what else can it be besides that? No otha words ohh
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 2:48pm On Sep 30, 2008
For Food Only angry
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 3:02pm On Sep 30, 2008
That does not make sense. . .
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 4:43pm On Oct 01, 2008
you bera not referring to me
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 4:44pm On Oct 01, 2008
Of course I am referring to you
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 4:51pm On Oct 01, 2008
you bera not referring to me
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 4:52pm On Oct 01, 2008
Of course I am referring to you
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 4:55pm On Oct 01, 2008
you bera not referring to me
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 5:03pm On Oct 01, 2008
Of course I am referring to you
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 5:06pm On Oct 01, 2008
U're drunk angry
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 5:07pm On Oct 01, 2008
And you're drunker
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Arcani: 6:46pm On Oct 01, 2008
Gabrywyl thats my oko you are referring to ehn,
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 7:58pm On Oct 01, 2008
No respect
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 2:30am On Oct 02, 2008
Arcani:

Gabrywyl thats my oko you are referring to ehn,

Eya pele ohhh. . .

infobaba:

No respect

Who ask you to disturb me? angry
Re: Fall Down Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 7:12am On Oct 02, 2008
you bera not referring to me
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Scopium: 8:51am On Oct 02, 2008
[size=13pt]And if they were interferring and referring to you?[/size]
Re: Fall Down Drunk by Gabry(f): 10:12am On Oct 02, 2008
He would just have to sit down, keep quiet and drink his milk

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