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Bush by kinglarry(m): 3:05pm On Jul 17, 2006
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long
flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing
white hair.

The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under
the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired,
"Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the
ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view
and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man continued to
peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and
asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "YES, I AM!"

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and had taken so long
to answer him.

The man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up
stuck in a desert for forty years!
Re: Bush by Dojo(m): 7:44pm On Jul 17, 2006
May God have mercy on you. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Bush by Oracle(m): 2:07am On Jul 18, 2006
I thought the man was GANDALF

Re: Bush by Dojo(m): 2:46am On Jul 18, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy
@Oracle baba Ifa
It's not only Gandalf, na Frodo. grin

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