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A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 9:53am On Oct 18, 2008
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -
Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure, "
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 12:17pm On Oct 18, 2008
undecided
Re: A Speech by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 18, 2008
lol confuse at ur own joke grin grin
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 12:49pm On Oct 20, 2008
undecided
Re: A Speech by Nautillus(m): 12:54pm On Oct 20, 2008
roflmao . . . .Very good . . . now this is what i've been talking abt
Re: A Speech by Gabry(f): 1:02pm On Oct 20, 2008
Nice one Rabbit grin
Re: A Speech by krama(m): 2:00pm On Oct 20, 2008
Nice one there! grin grin grin

Nautillus:

roflmao . . . .Very good . . . now this is what i've been talking about

grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin
Re: A Speech by romsky: 2:53pm On Oct 20, 2008
prefers d irish style
Re: A Speech by Azo(m): 3:42pm On Oct 20, 2008
this is a real spish grin roflmao grin
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 5:45pm On Oct 20, 2008
thankz y'all grin
Re: A Speech by krama(m): 6:50pm On Oct 20, 2008
Welcome cheesy
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 6:53pm On Oct 20, 2008
9ce one baxi cheesy
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 8:37am On Oct 21, 2008
;d
Re: A Speech by clemcykul(f): 2:14pm On Oct 21, 2008
my friend grin out joh, abi u get 48 teeths?
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 4:55pm On Oct 21, 2008
almost got me, . . buh . .its actually 49. grin
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 8:02pm On Oct 21, 2008
bt me get am 4 50 tongue
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 11:48am On Oct 23, 2008
not bad
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 11:51am On Oct 23, 2008
thankz
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 11:55am On Oct 23, 2008
for what? undecided
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 11:56am On Oct 23, 2008
for z compliment smiley
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 12:03pm On Oct 23, 2008
Baxilexi:

for z compliment smiley
are you the poster? if you are do not consider it a compliment
Re: A Speech by clemcykul(f): 3:13pm On Oct 23, 2008
but i shall
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 3:16pm On Oct 23, 2008
your choice
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 3:17pm On Oct 23, 2008
okay! sweethart.
Re: A Speech by clemcykul(f): 3:17pm On Oct 23, 2008
see yer lyfe undecided
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 3:18pm On Oct 23, 2008
for gutta shocked
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 3:28pm On Oct 23, 2008
Baxilexi:

okay! sweethart.
look around who is ur sweetheart?
Re: A Speech by dani1luv: 3:32pm On Oct 23, 2008
@ sexileamon
me ofcourse ama ur sweethart
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 3:44pm On Oct 23, 2008
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-179720.192.html

after seeing this topic I think I like you wink
Re: A Speech by habiolah(m): 4:02pm On Oct 23, 2008
Good speech by all grin
Re: A Speech by Baxilexi(m): 4:03pm On Oct 23, 2008
@sexyl, so do i, but i must warn you that i'm married.
Re: A Speech by sexyLeamon(f): 4:05pm On Oct 23, 2008
and who is the unlucky girl?

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