₦airaland Forum

Tayo wrote JAMB thrice, so
his mum was worried.. He
had to leave house for
UNILORIN to visit a friend...
So he had malaria and he
was in their health centre
and he called his mum to let
her know.....
Tayo : Mummy, e kaaro ma(mummy gud morning ma)
MUM: Bawo ni omo mi? (how are you my son?)
Tayo: Mo wa ni UNILORIN ,
am on admission (i'm at unilorin on admission) MUM: Eeeh, omo mi ti ri
ADMISSION! (eeeh! My son has been offered admission).
Tayo : Nooooo, Mummy,
malaria ni mo ni (no mummy its malaria i'm admitted for)
MUM: ogaa!, malaria course ni
won fun e?.. kaa daada, kaa
daada oo(wonder,so its malaria course u were offerred?.study it very well o)
Tayo : Won ma discharge mi
l'ola (they will discharge me tomorrow).
MUM: Olorun maje; 4 YEARS
NIWA Lo!!!! (GOD forbid,you will spend the rightful four years)..lol..do av a splendid sunday and public hols ahead of u.

Lol. The boy go reject am o.

dat z pretty 4ny.lol