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A language instructor was explaining to her class that French
nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically
designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a
gender association although in English these words were
neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What
gender is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain which it was,and so divided the
class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer
should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the
women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were
asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred
to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half
the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had
waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should
definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory
for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories.

I think computer has to be female

female my man

i think the computer is a heamaphrodite

wont go through this again,

clemcykul:
i think the computer is a heamaphrodite

I support that too...