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The Sharp Guy by cutieepearl(op): 9:55pm On Nov 05, 2014
Dere was dis guy who likes havin fun wit girls,he carries any size he wants everyday. Dere was actually dis babe dat d guy his tired off,he told her to stop comin to his house buh dis girl wnt listen. On a fateful day,d girl visit d guy again nd dey started kissin nd romancin eachoda,d guy knowin were all dis will lead to quickly excused himself nd went to bathroom. he came out later,already wearin condom on his p¤¤nis nd he started fuckin dis girl wit a lot of shout nd about 3 minutes of fuckin,d girl immediately. Jumped up screamin nd cryin. She wore her skirt anyhow nd quickly run nd cry fannin her p¤¤sy wit her hand nd went home.
D second day,d girl arrive wit policemen to arrest d guy nd d guy ask his offence,d girl shouted nd speak louder"U PUT ABOLIKI in your condom wen we are avin sex yesterday"d policemen laugh dere butts out nd d guy says quickly "but I told u nt to come to my house again"na so d police leave d guy make im go peaceful.d girl was so ashamed of herself,she walk home embarrassed nd never visit d guy again!
Re: The Sharp Guy by Mutuwa(m): 10:01pm On Nov 05, 2014
U sure say no be u b d girl? grin
Re: The Sharp Guy by cutieepearl(op): 10:04pm On Nov 05, 2014
Mutuwa:
U sure say no be u b d girl? grin
nop,I guess say na ur girlfwend cheesy
Re: The Sharp Guy by Mutuwa(m): 10:10pm On Nov 05, 2014
cutieepearl:
nop,I guess say na ur girlfwend cheesy
My gf?i dnt even hv any,except if u go manage me?so this joke is defntly ur xpirence... grin y u allow d guy use aboniki nah!
Re: The Sharp Guy by cutieepearl(op): 6:18am On Nov 06, 2014
Mutuwa:
My gf?i dnt even hv any,except if u go manage me?so this joke is defntly ur xpirence... grin y u allow d guy use aboniki nah!
u ar nt serious
Re: The Sharp Guy by Mutuwa(m): 12:31pm On Nov 06, 2014
cutieepearl:
u ar nt serious
So u mean u can manage me? Na manage o! No b say na full commitment.
Re: The Sharp Guy by cutieepearl(op): 4:14pm On Nov 06, 2014
Mutuwa:
So u mean u can manage me? Na manage o! No b say na full commitment.
manage ko manager ni
Re: The Sharp Guy by PHAYOL81: 6:23pm On Nov 06, 2014
So d gal fit still waka d next day, bet d p¤ssy go dey sweat profusely still.8-)
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