₦airaland Forum

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty
slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away
.2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you
keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain
like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol
.3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes
someone forget instantly what he or shewas doing. You
find yourself askingquestions like,"What did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: Whensomeone gives you this
kind of slap,you find yourself explaining thesituation to
the nearest person onyour own accord e.g. Bros! Are
youwatching? I didn't do anything o!
5. FIXEDf DEPOSIT SLAP: When youreceive this kind of
slap, all you willdo is just stand rightwhere you are and
watch the personwalk away with your mouth
openedwidely.
. 6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The momentyou download this
slap, you startasking questions that don't needreply.
Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type ofslap a boy/girl gives
you sweetly onyour cheek and hether it's painful ornot,
you start blushing.
8 . MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simplyhas to do with the
physicalreconstruction of your facewhen given to you;
the length of yourface will be raised to power two,your
eye socket will calculate itscircumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:When you receive
this slap (it proveseffective when it'sgiven to you all of a
sudden),you willbe able to combine and speak allsort
of languages same time likeSpanish,Greek, Arabic,
Hindu, etc
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDINGSLAP: You will start
seeing differentcolours and your head will turn to
anest whilst the birds will be flying allaround you.
11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP:It's the type of slap
when someoneslaps you and you returnthe slap
immediately...
12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP:Once this slap lands
on your face,you will start urinating onyour
clothe.

Share the kind of slap you've received before