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A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 6:42pm On Nov 11, 2014
If u wan fight person , u wan mock person, u wan laugh, slap, kick, point gun, save, u wan chat. Then this is a thread 4 u.
Train urself 2 be a good e warrior.
In that case i hereby demand for the presence of my oga
d9t7
handie
onemansquad
fatalveli
tecno4life
calismart
candy
smallpenis

kilokeys
mention etc
and all the fellows that fight,slap and chat on nairaland.
U r welcome
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:45pm On Nov 11, 2014
o se!!...wey them!!! grin grin grin
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Calismart(m): 6:47pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
If u wan fight person , u wan mock person, u wan laugh, slap, kick, point gun, save, u wan chat. Then this is a thread 4 u.
Train urself 2 be a good e warrior.
In that case i hereby demand for the presence of my oga
d9t7
handie
onemansquad
fatalveli
tecno4life
calismart
candy
smallpenis
mention etc
and all the fellows that fight,slap and chat on nairaland.
U r welcome
I have arrived

Front seat occupied.

Who is going to seat next to me?
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 6:48pm On Nov 11, 2014
Make una cme na

Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 6:49pm On Nov 11, 2014
Calismart:

I have arrived

Front seat occupied.

Who is going to seat next to me?
na me o who get catapult here
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by handie(m): 7:14pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
If u wan fight person , u wan mock person, u wan laugh, slap, kick, point gun, save, u wan chat. Then this is a thread 4 u.
Train urself 2 be a good e warrior.
In that case i hereby demand for the presence of my oga
d9t7
handie
onemansquad
fatalveli
tecno4life
calismart
candy
smallpenis
mention etc
and all the fellows that fight,slap and chat on nairaland.
U r welcome
sorry i'm away on a foreign mission
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Onemansquad(m): 7:23pm On Nov 11, 2014
Calismart:

I have arrived

Front seat occupied.

Who is going to seat next to me?
hahahaha funy u see warzone u dy sit dwn
*throws backflip and lands @ his bak*









Welcum 2 d warzone
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 8:05pm On Nov 11, 2014
handie:
sorry i'm away on a foreign mission
when u cme bk na
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by handie(m): 8:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
when u cme bk na
then i'll be retiring from the armed forces and fighting to focus on my kids and grandchild
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2014
handie:
then i'll be retiring from the armed forces and fighting to focus on my kids and grandchild
we will kidnapp ur son 4 u to join us
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
If u wan fight person , u wan mock person, u wan laugh, slap, kick, point gun, save, u wan chat. Then this is a thread 4 u.
Train urself 2 be a good e warrior.
In that case i hereby demand for the presence of my oga
d9t7
handie
onemansquad
fatalveli
tecno4life
calismart
candy
smallpenis
mention etc
and all the fellows that fight,slap and chat on nairaland.
U r welcome

*walks in doing boxing punches, raises his hands, everybody hails!!* I DON SHOW!!!
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 9:15pm On Nov 11, 2014
SMALLPENIS:


*walks in doing boxing punches, raises his hands, everybody hails!!* I DON SHOW!!!
*gives him a punch at his groin*
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Fatalveli(m): 9:21pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
*gives him a punch at his groin*
*Walks into the thread all smiles, the notices thay bluestarry has attacked smallpenis, d smile immediately change into rage and I charge forward in a front-flip motion and landed a very neck breaking kick on bluestarry nape* serves u right 4 attacking my padi of lyf
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Fatalveli(m): 9:24pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
*gives him a punch at his groin*
*Walks into the thread all smiles, the notices thay bluestarry has attacked smallpenis, d smile immediately change into rage and I charge forward in a front-flip motion and landed a very neck breaking kick on bluestarry nape and he fell and winced in pain* serves u right 4 attacking my padi of lyf
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 9:25pm On Nov 11, 2014
Fatalveli:
*Walks into the thread all smiles, the notices thay bluestarry has attacked smallpenis, d smile immediately change into rage and I charge forward in a front-flip motion and landed a very neck breaking kick on bluestarry nape* serves u right 4 attacking my padi of lyf
i stand and shout"ODESHI"
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by kilokeys(m): 9:55pm On Nov 11, 2014
i belong here..
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by kilokeys(m): 9:57pm On Nov 11, 2014
bluestarry add my name to that list before i give u a blue starry slap
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 10:16pm On Nov 11, 2014
kilokeys:
bluestarry add my name to that list before i give u a blue starry slap
oh sorry o. guys abeg make una train diz guy kilokeys Onemansquad u can train im ba?
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by handie(m): 10:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
we will kidnapp ur son 4 u to join us
hahahaha. all my children are in the armed forces apart from the youngest who's currently studying military strategy and combat@ sandhurst. kidnapping any of them is outta the question
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 10:22pm On Nov 11, 2014
Kick the door open and Walk in With my berretta 24round automatic riffle.....puff some smoke and kiss my berretta...
#who gonna die first?
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Onemansquad(m): 10:23pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
oh sorry o. guys abeg make una train diz guy kilokeys Onemansquad u can train im ba?
guy y u dy make noise na oya put ur head on d floor nd raise ur legs up
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:24pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
i stand and shout"ODESHI"

he doesn't know I'm wearing iron pant! carries him up, throws him at the TV, handie the TV controller opens mouth in dismay
thanks fatalveli.

who go buy new TV now ?!
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Fatalveli(m): 10:41pm On Nov 11, 2014
SMALLPENIS:


he doesn't know I'm wearing iron pant! carries him up, throws him at the TV, handie the TV controller opens mouth in dismay
thanks fatalveli.

who go buy new TV now ?!
*lifts him up 4rm d tv and dealt him up to like 52 mortal blows on his mouth with my God-hand.... Darn, d sight of his face is unbearable
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 10:46pm On Nov 11, 2014
handie:
hahahaha. all my children are in the armed forces apart from the youngest who's currently studying military strategy and combat@ sandhurst. kidnapping any of them is outta the question
jeessus. Then surely you are mastermind, leader popular known as shekau, the leada of boko. Coz if ur pikin d arm forces u d boko forces.
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 10:49pm On Nov 11, 2014
Fatalveli:
*lifts him up 4rm d tv and dealt him up to like 52 mortal blows on his mouth with my God-hand.... Darn, d sight of his face is unbearable
d guy face resembles a person wey chop shit
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 10:51pm On Nov 11, 2014
Seanixking:
Kick the door open and Walk in With my berretta 24round automatic riffle.....puff some smoke and kiss my berretta...
#who gonna die first?
na u go 1st pai.
*raises my catapult, put a stone and fires. He falls down flat.*
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 10:53pm On Nov 11, 2014
Yes ooo let me start with Kilokeys first.

Bia guy, what are you even feeling like? You think you are handsome abi? no worry I go treat your fuckup.
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 10:57pm On Nov 11, 2014
SMALLPENIS:


he doesn't know I'm wearing iron pant! carries him up, throws him at the TV, handie the TV controller opens mouth in dismay
thanks fatalveli.

who go buy new TV now ?!
i get scientific caculator 4 house wait make i bring am
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 10:58pm On Nov 11, 2014
kirikiristars:
Yes ooo let me start with Kilokeys first.

Bia guy, what are you even feeling like? You think you are handsome abi? no worry I go treat your fuckup.
threat well u b correct babe. U no wat? 4 diz warzone nobody go touch u i go diie i u
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:01pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
na u go 1st pai.
*raises my catapult, put a stone and fires. He falls down flat.*
Jezz,Naxo ai take dodge am, oya take am de...#kick his grion and he cry in painz
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 11:03pm On Nov 11, 2014
Seanixking:
Jezz,Naxo ai take dodge am, oya take am de...#kick his grion and he cry in painz
person wey stone catch 4 face m fall down come kick me? Onemansquad cme help me abdg
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 11:05pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
threat well u b correct babe. U no wat? 4 diz warzone nobody go touch u i go diie i u
My blood dey hotttt I need burst bottle for persin head.

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