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| Breaking Nuws! by sima(op): 12:58am On Nov 25, 2008 |
OMG! did u guys hear?? All living organism has to evacuate the earth to planet mars within five days Most domestic animals included n' some wild animals so our food chain wont be disturbed. . . Some monkeys on NL like wont be included (i didnt say anything oO)so gather ur family members n' lets board d Spaceship . . don't forget to exclude ur haters Oo ![]() You wont be needing any clothings because we will all be naked . . n' everybody will be equal ![]() BUT!, there will be only one superior amongs all of una. . which will be [size=20pt]SIMA[/size] (i mean, duh! who didnt see that coming )i heard all this on CNN news. . . this is increadible we will have the oppotunity to start a new life. . . i wonder who my husband will be dere. . Oh yea, Opslag! n' trust mi. . i will have lots n' lots of slaves. . . wow! Get ready ya'll! i've packed all my luggages n' all I'm set to go (ODABO!)But does anyone want to ride with mi?? ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(op): 12:59am On Nov 25, 2008 |
no moderator should move dis topic again oO. . it's not 4 general discussion ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by Moyola(f): 1:04am On Nov 25, 2008 |
lol Sima o!!!!!! ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(op): 1:06am On Nov 25, 2008 |
hehe. . ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by Gabry(f): 5:51am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Sima is a yeye tweety bird ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 12:21pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by romsky: 12:24pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
oga Clem abeg wetin funny now |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by yysl: 12:28pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
i dont no o |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by romsky: 2:13pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
shio on u |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 2:48pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
same to u |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(op): 8:49pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
same 4 us . . ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by buttercop(m): 10:59pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
sima:i thought u said we wouldn't be needing any clohes so what did u pack as luggage would u like to explain? |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(op): 11:03pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
i never said contraband wasnt acceptable. . ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 12:02pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
liar! |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by sholabanke(m): 12:09pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
she can park anything she like hav u forgotten she s going to be ur leader over there |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by romsky: 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
ow kom u dey use collective term no be u & her dey go exile lubbish |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 12:24pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
ask me o |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by sholabanke(m): 1:51pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
anyhow you talk i dont hav your time |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by 1luvkipsus: 5:00pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
no moderator should move this topic again oO. . it's not 4 general discussionSwthrt, You should have typed and pasted this thread in your room. |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 5:05pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
mehn i like that aspect of all of us being naked ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by abdurrazaq(m): 5:07pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
link pls ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 7:39pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
abdurrazaq:lmfao ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 8:18pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
come make i give u link ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:20pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 8:22pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
what's that suppose to mean? ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:28pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
link ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 8:36pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
link to hell ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:40pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
me i no know o!!! i sha no say na link ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by krama(m): 8:41pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:46pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
wetin ![]() |
| Re: Breaking Nuws! by skipo87(m): 10:00pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
hiss ![]() |
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wont be included (i didnt say anything oO)
. . don't forget to exclude ur haters Oo 
. . n' everybody will be equal 

