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Breaking Nuws! by sima(f): 12:58am On Nov 25, 2008
OMG! shocked
did u guys hear??
All living organism has to evacuate the earth to planet mars within five days shocked
Most domestic animals included n' some wild animals so our food chain wont be disturbed. . .
Some monkeys on NL like lipsrsealed wont be included (i didnt say anything oO)
so gather ur family members n' lets board d Spaceship tongue. . don't forget to exclude ur haters Oo cool
You wont be needing any clothings because we will all be naked cheesy. . n' everybody will be equal sad
BUT!, there will be only one superior amongs all of una. . which will be [size=20pt]SIMA[/size] (i mean, duh! who didnt see that coming tongue)
i heard all this on CNN news. . . this is increadible
we will have the oppotunity to start a new life. . . i wonder who my husband will be dere. . Oh yea, Opslag!
n' trust mi. . i will have lots n' lots of slaves. . . wow! Get ready ya'll!
i've packed all my luggages n' all cool I'm set to go (ODABO!)
But does anyone want to ride with mi?? tongue
Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(f): 12:59am On Nov 25, 2008
no moderator should move dis topic again oO. . it's not 4 general discussion angry tongue
Re: Breaking Nuws! by Moyola(f): 1:04am On Nov 25, 2008
lol

Sima o!!!!!! grin
Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(f): 1:06am On Nov 25, 2008
hehe. . smiley wink smiley
Re: Breaking Nuws! by Gabry(f): 5:51am On Nov 25, 2008
Sima is a yeye tweety bird grin
Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 12:21pm On Nov 25, 2008
lol
Re: Breaking Nuws! by romsky: 12:24pm On Nov 25, 2008
oga Clem abeg wetin funny now
Re: Breaking Nuws! by yysl: 12:28pm On Nov 25, 2008
i dont no o
Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2008
lol
Re: Breaking Nuws! by romsky: 2:13pm On Nov 25, 2008
shio on u
Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 2:48pm On Nov 25, 2008
same to u
Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(f): 8:49pm On Nov 25, 2008
same 4 us . . tongue
Re: Breaking Nuws! by buttercop(m): 10:59pm On Nov 25, 2008
sima:


i've packed all my luggages n' all cool
i thought u said we wouldn't be needing any clohes so what did u pack as luggage would u like to explain?
Re: Breaking Nuws! by sima(f): 11:03pm On Nov 25, 2008
i never said contraband wasnt acceptable. .  tongue
Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 12:02pm On Nov 26, 2008
liar!
Re: Breaking Nuws! by sholabanke(m): 12:09pm On Nov 26, 2008
she can park anything she like
hav u forgotten she s going to be ur leader over there
Re: Breaking Nuws! by romsky: 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2008
ow kom u dey use collective term no be u & her dey go exile lubbish
Re: Breaking Nuws! by clemcykul(f): 12:24pm On Nov 26, 2008
ask me o
Re: Breaking Nuws! by sholabanke(m): 1:51pm On Nov 26, 2008
anyhow you talk
i dont hav your time
Re: Breaking Nuws! by 1luvkipsus: 5:00pm On Nov 26, 2008
no moderator should move this topic again oO. . it's not 4 general discussion


Swthrt, You should have typed and pasted this thread in your room.
Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 5:05pm On Nov 26, 2008
mehn i like that aspect of all of us being naked grin
Re: Breaking Nuws! by abdurrazaq(m): 5:07pm On Nov 26, 2008
link pls tongue
Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 7:39pm On Nov 26, 2008
abdurrazaq:

link please tongue

lmfao grin
Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 8:18pm On Nov 26, 2008
come make i give u link tongue
Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:20pm On Nov 26, 2008
Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 8:22pm On Nov 26, 2008
what's that suppose to mean? undecided
Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:28pm On Nov 26, 2008
link grin
Re: Breaking Nuws! by spenchuks(m): 8:36pm On Nov 26, 2008
link to hell undecided
Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:40pm On Nov 26, 2008
me i no know o!!!
i sha no say na link grin
Re: Breaking Nuws! by krama(m): 8:41pm On Nov 26, 2008
shocked
Re: Breaking Nuws! by tosinadeda: 8:46pm On Nov 26, 2008
wetin grin
Re: Breaking Nuws! by skipo87(m): 10:00pm On Nov 26, 2008
hiss angry

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