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People like you Op and Mr Obiazi should be commended and awarded we need to expose these evil politicians....

Ishilove:
The word 'Erupt' brings to mind a volcano...erupting and spewing hot...thick...lava

But in this case it would be an eruption from a heavily loaded human contraption that has been restrained for ages....

So dem too no wan die

Who send them message abeg??

holatin:
hmmmm.....cough

pls who help me see Seun, am getting married on Sunday, I will be sporagantualy honoured if he can act as my best man.

the funny thing is DAT I don't know who my bride is

Different different type of crase plenty for NL.....

Yiiissooosss!!!!AbasssiIii mbom!!! Beb a far laaa??

ishiamu:
Did he lie Why not focus on the message than the vessel than the vessel that carries it.

Fayose na your gf father??

evegran:
LOL.

Now i opened my eye saw that beautiful face and i woke up.. *shy face* hello!! Awa you?Can my wowo sef be friends with an angel like you off Nl??

Dugozpweeti:
If you ask me na who I go ask?

I suppose ask una wey sabi cry for that short black boy..

Dugozpweeti:
I think I know Nikki, the gal with an overly extra large backside

Na person future mama you destroy so o

Dugozpweeti:
Thanks

You are welcome.. Are you a student or something?

I've been getting this for so long but i haven't fallen for any of them..

CMSbrands:
Gimme me more space

Come and buy mine

ammyluv2002:
I fear politicians like snake

Infact if dem keep politician and snake kill the politician before the snake oo

Borrussia:
Oshiomole head looks like volley ball.

Godswill Akpabio is still using Nokia 3310(weird)

Rotimi Amaechi's head looks like that of papa Ajasco and pa James.
Abdullahi Ganduje and Aregbesola's teeths are pure brown
Oshiomile is pregnant for Lara forest and his belly had started protruding

ROTFLMAO bros na person popsie dem u dey finish so oo

evegran:
Erm the white guy is really handsome.

Chiiisssooosss!!Abasi eee!!Nairaland girls go wound eeee!!!I just saw your beautiful,pretty,cute face in your photos and i fainted!!!!!

VickyRotex:
Odikwa very risky

Because e too sexy oo

Dugozpweeti:
It's not the song. Maybe she could not believe her eyes that she is seeing MI live...

You are so pretty that my ugly self can only say "wooowwww"!!

Dugozpweeti:
It's not the song. Maybe she could not believe her eyes that she is seeing MI live...

And what's so special about seeing that "short black boy" ?E dey give loan?

sammoe:
Oscof yes, he af enter it.

Eeeewwwoo bikonu haf Messi on Tayiwo nuu inugo!!

Xynthialuvy:
I wonder o

*whispers*you are sooo cuteee wow!! *zooms off at high speed*

sammoe:
Are you telling me I doesn't know Ble Ble?


Taiwo, my guy, babe? Maybe na until I give her surname, school, school address, home address...

Chiiimmmoooo so you knows al dat wan too bia bia bia Tayiwo ya in tlobul oooooo

VickyRotex:
And you say this pretty girl is 15?

As in 15? Number 15

Issokay

Yes o as in number one and number 5 o di kwa risky

FrancisTony:
Thank God; but he kinda share a striking resemblance with a popular yoruba actor - I can't remember his name.

https://f12.wapka-files.com/download/8/f/7/2130579_8f7c3b56033f4f32f4b6b9bb.jpg/cdb8f018b2ab754fcaa6/Femi-Adebayo.jpg

Yeah he actually looks like the hungry version of the actor

ViralBOY:
I don't still understand why Jonathan is making all this dying minute moves. Abeg do comot

I strongly believe that it's a joint decision by the president elect and the president..

ViralBOY:
I don't still understand why Jonathan is making all this dying minute moves. Abeg do comot

I strongly believe that it's a joint directive by the president elect and the president..

Abeg when those wey go trek go Australia wan come out?

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Ill thought out crap as usual.

Very rich girls have all these characteristics. Just say you haven't met with women who are business women. Rich business women.

I'm sure you are thinking you made sense with this rubbish.[/color]

Very wrong bro i have one as my neighbour and these are her exact characteristics...

As long as he doesn't start jailing and putting people to death,all these measures are simply what i call "an exercise in futility"

Chai i can't forget in a hurry how i used to save 1kobo back then.... I seriously wish that era would return

Wait na M.I song dey make her cry no be rap M.I dey rap?when e begin sing blues or RnB,rap dey make person cry??