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Condom by Bunmzie: 8:31am On Nov 26, 2008 |
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new to this. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I answered honestly, "Well, not exactly; this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to always make sure it was on tight and secure. I nodded yes but apparently I still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was. "Just a minute," she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?", she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head rapidly and smile. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I slipped it on nice and secure, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay back on the desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed up on the desk and entered her. It felt so wonderful that unfortunately I couldn't hold back and KAPOW!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?", she asked. I said, "I sure did",,,,,,,,and held up my thumb to show her. |
Re: Condom by sima(f): 8:33am On Nov 26, 2008 |
seriously?. . |
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:22am On Nov 26, 2008 |
yeah! sure! |
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:25am On Nov 26, 2008 |
@ poster, clap for ya self |
Re: Condom by sima(f): 9:25am On Nov 26, 2008 |
pa pa papa pa paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:48am On Nov 26, 2008 |
bright girl |
Re: Condom by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Nov 26, 2008 |
lmao that boy is really dumb, i just hope the assistant will get pregnant |
Re: Condom by KunleOshob(m): 11:33am On Nov 26, 2008 |
Re: Condom by sholabanke(m): 11:42am On Nov 26, 2008 |
mayb i will start looking for shop to buy condoms also dont u think i can also be lucky? |
Re: Condom by Gabry(f): 11:43am On Nov 26, 2008 |
Re: Condom by romsky: 11:58am On Nov 26, 2008 |
banke kip on luking 4 shops and its Aids nutin do u |
Re: Condom by tytylayor: 12:21pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
Re: Condom by ketori(f): 1:10pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
I pity ur life Banke, u're dyin small small. |
Re: Condom by Gabry(f): 1:22pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
why? |
Re: Condom by sholabanke(m): 1:45pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
ketori: |
Re: Condom by sylve11: 4:26pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
aren't you a gay? |
Re: Condom by romsky: 4:40pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
is dat a question or a fact |
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 4:45pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
@ post mehn u are the luckiest man |
Re: Condom by sylve11: 4:51pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
if only you're the one! bad child like you. |
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 4:54pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
i don't know why i didnt do same when i was 16 |
Re: Condom by sylve11: 5:24pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
if only wishes were horses beggers would have 'pilee'. |
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 7:43pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
hissses |
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 8:06pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
tsweeeeeeeew |
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
spenchuks: oh e get spelling |
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 8:15pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
yes na |
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 8:17pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
correct |
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 8:21pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
what is correct? |
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 8:27pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
as in correct na |
Re: Condom by krama(m): 8:44pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
Re: Condom by skipo87(m): 9:50pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:14am On Nov 27, 2008 |
skipo87: laughing error. tosinadeda: spenchuks: confused lads |
Re: Condom by gangstaBOY(m): 9:27am On Nov 27, 2008 |
LOL this is nice |
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