Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,070 members, 7,821,674 topics. Date: Wednesday, 08 May 2024 at 04:43 PM

Condom - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Condom (3981 Views)

Photo Of The Day (condom Suit) / 2 Year Old Baby Wearing Condom / My First Time Of Using A Condom!! #very-funny! (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply) (Go Down)

Condom by Bunmzie: 8:31am On Nov 26, 2008
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new to this. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I answered honestly, "Well, not exactly; this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to always make sure it was on tight and secure. I nodded yes but apparently I still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was.

"Just a minute," she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?", she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head rapidly and smile. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I slipped it on nice and secure, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay back on the desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed up on the desk and entered her. It felt so wonderful that unfortunately I couldn't hold back and KAPOW!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?", she
asked.

I said, "I sure did",,,,,,,,and held up my thumb to show her.
Re: Condom by sima(f): 8:33am On Nov 26, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
seriously?. . cheesy tongue
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:22am On Nov 26, 2008
yeah! sure! grin
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:25am On Nov 26, 2008
@ poster,
clap for ya self wink
Re: Condom by sima(f): 9:25am On Nov 26, 2008
pa pa papa pa paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cheesy
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:48am On Nov 26, 2008
bright girl cheesy
Re: Condom by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Nov 26, 2008
lmao
that boy is really dumb, i just hope the assistant will get pregnant cheesy
Re: Condom by KunleOshob(m): 11:33am On Nov 26, 2008
grin grin grin
Re: Condom by sholabanke(m): 11:42am On Nov 26, 2008
mayb
i will start looking for shop to buy condoms also
dont u think i can also be lucky?
Re: Condom by Gabry(f): 11:43am On Nov 26, 2008
shocked shocked shocked sad lipsrsealed
Re: Condom by romsky: 11:58am On Nov 26, 2008
banke kip on luking 4 shops and its Aids nutin do u
Re: Condom by tytylayor: 12:21pm On Nov 26, 2008
shocked shocked shocked embarassed
Re: Condom by ketori(f): 1:10pm On Nov 26, 2008
I pity ur life Banke, u're dyin small small.
grin grin grin grin
Re: Condom by Gabry(f): 1:22pm On Nov 26, 2008
why?
Re: Condom by sholabanke(m): 1:45pm On Nov 26, 2008
ketori:

I pity ur life Banke, u're dyin small small.
grin grin grin grin
[/quot
dont worry nothing do me
romade link=topic=200290.msg3140157#msg3140157 date=1227697109:

banke kip on luking 4 shops and its Aids nutin do u
thank u man
i went outside to try the shop near my house but i met a male attendant there
no hope is lost
Re: Condom by sylve11: 4:26pm On Nov 26, 2008
aren't you a gay? lipsrsealed
Re: Condom by romsky: 4:40pm On Nov 26, 2008
is dat a question or a fact
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 4:45pm On Nov 26, 2008
@ post

mehn u are the luckiest man cool
Re: Condom by sylve11: 4:51pm On Nov 26, 2008
if only you're the one! bad child like you. tongue
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 4:54pm On Nov 26, 2008
i don't know why i didnt do same when i was 16 sad
Re: Condom by sylve11: 5:24pm On Nov 26, 2008
if only wishes were horses beggers would have 'pilee'.
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 7:43pm On Nov 26, 2008
hissses grin
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 8:06pm On Nov 26, 2008
tsweeeeeeeew cool
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2008
spenchuks:

tsweeeeeeeew cool


oh e get spelling grin
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 8:15pm On Nov 26, 2008
yes na grin
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 8:17pm On Nov 26, 2008
correct grin
Re: Condom by spenchuks(m): 8:21pm On Nov 26, 2008
what is correct? grin
Re: Condom by tosinadeda: 8:27pm On Nov 26, 2008
as in correct na grin
Re: Condom by krama(m): 8:44pm On Nov 26, 2008
shocked
Re: Condom by skipo87(m): 9:50pm On Nov 26, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Condom by sylve11: 9:14am On Nov 27, 2008
skipo87:

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

laughing error.


tosinadeda:

as in correct na grin

spenchuks:

what is correct? grin

confused lads grin
Re: Condom by gangstaBOY(m): 9:27am On Nov 27, 2008
LOL this is nice grin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply)

Funny Chat Between Two Students (screenshots) / See How Girls Sleep In Their House And How They Sleep In Their Boyfriend House / Slay Mama-she Won Twerk For You

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.