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Banking by Migines(m): 9:28am On Dec 01, 2008
A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20
minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer
service representative and says, "hey, lady, I
got this here check for deposit and I'll be
goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line
anymore."

"Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind
of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but
this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned
interest with you yappin' away about my
language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse"
she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin'
manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this
I have to take from you?"

The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to
be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is
using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."
The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this
goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this
fuckin' check for 15 million dollars."

The manager looks at the check and then at the
man and says, "And this fuckin' bitch won't help
you?"
Re: Banking by folly69(m): 10:10am On Dec 01, 2008
yeah dats wat i'm talkin about money talks bullshit walks-lol nice one poster
Re: Banking by Migines(m): 10:11am On Dec 01, 2008
thank you. . . . . and. . . its MIGINES
Re: Banking by folly69(m): 10:17am On Dec 01, 2008
hey man i didn't look @ the posters name where the hell u've been man?
Re: Banking by Migines(m): 10:21am On Dec 01, 2008
lol i tot as much.
been around but not online
Re: Banking by folly69(m): 10:25am On Dec 01, 2008
meeen its really been a while and things hav changed a bit on this side so many newbies by the where the heck are ituen, tufe and the rest?nice to hear from though. cheesy
Re: Banking by Migines(m): 10:38am On Dec 01, 2008
no idea. man. but ma baby clem is still very much around.
Re: Banking by jacob05(m): 11:01am On Dec 01, 2008
Yee cheesy MONEY SPEAKING


kiss Nice one bro
Re: Banking by DamiD: 11:55am On Dec 01, 2008
Money talks indeed
Re: Banking by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Dec 02, 2008
indeed money talks grin grin grin

hi dear kiss wink
Re: Banking by bydot1(m): 12:33pm On Dec 02, 2008
@poster, nice one, grin
Re: Banking by Migines(m): 5:11pm On Dec 02, 2008
@clemmy
im cool baby girl
guess amma stick around for a lil longer this time.
watch think?
Re: Banking by mykali(m): 5:18pm On Dec 02, 2008
lol. migines. u always come out of the blue with something nice.
Re: Banking by Migines(m): 5:20pm On Dec 02, 2008
thanks to ppl lyk you who appreciate it. thank man.
Re: Banking by dani1luv: 5:21pm On Dec 02, 2008
like wh me
Re: Banking by mykali(m): 5:27pm On Dec 02, 2008
who knows u here? sad
Re: Banking by sholabanke(m): 7:18pm On Dec 02, 2008
@ poster
you better dont copy that
Re: Banking by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Dec 03, 2008
sure i will do it grin

shola sholi how na?? u never still pay me o
Re: Banking by Migines(m): 12:54pm On Dec 04, 2008
sholabanke:

@ poster
you better don't copy that
heyy its all fun. lol
dani1luv:

like wh me
hmmmm . . . . . .who are you?. . . . . just kidding

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