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Emptyhen by fibial(op): 6:57pm On Dec 08, 2014
COULD THIS BE LOVE??
Sumtimes i tink am dating MTN i go 2 bed wit a txt an wake up with a txt msg.. Its either they are calling me or beggin me 2 suscribe 2 one tin or d other

VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1: dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to
35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT

2: dear customer need DELIVERANCE??....Text DEL TO 35388 4 daily tips on how 2 deliver urself

3: dear customer facing ancestral problems??....text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tits

4: dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy soaps 2 your phone

5: dear customer wanna commit SUICIDE??...text SUI to 38777 and recieve diffrent suicide techniques

6: dear customer wanna STEAL??...txt STE 2 45382 and recieve expert stealing techniques

7: dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....TXT HEART 2 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your heart....

Imagine MTN sending ma grandmum BEAUTY TIPS...4 what??#KELatO saying gud pm
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