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Condom by Migines(op): 3:33pm On Dec 10, 2008

There was this guy who went to the store to buy
some condoms. He went up to the desk where this
fat, ugly, cashier and asked where he could find
them. She asked him, "Well do you know what size
you need?" He replied, "No", and she proceeded to
tell him that he needed to know what size he
needed for her to help him. "Okay sir, go in the
back and you'll see this picket fence with knot
holes in it, small, medium, and large. Put your
penis in them and find which one fits the best."

He agreed and proceeded to the back. As soon as
he went, the cashier ripped her clothes off and
took her place behind the fence. He started with
the large, and she put her mouth on the other
side. He's trying the large and decides it's too
big. So he moves to the medium. The cashier
quickly moves and puts her butt there. Well he's
getting off, but still thinks its a little too
big. So he moves to the small and she puts her
pussy there, and he finally decides the small
fits great. He finishes and starts to get dressed.

Well, the cashier puts on her clothes and runs
back to the desk. The man finally comes out and
the cashier asks, "Well sir, what size condoms
would you like?" The man replies, "Condoms? Fu<k
the condoms, just give me 20 feet of that damn
fence!"

Re: Condom by joshadem: 11:27am On Dec 12, 2008

oh boy,you are not serious.nice one

Re: Condom by Migines(op): 4:35pm On Dec 13, 2008

So I've heard.

Re: Condom by mykali(m): 6:12pm On Dec 13, 2008

so many jokes with this title make me start to wonder . . . huh

Re: Condom by sylve11: 6:21pm On Dec 13, 2008

@miliki
No wonder o, other wise ur wondering go finish. grin

@poster,
nice one

Re: Condom by sholabanke(m): 6:22pm On Dec 13, 2008

u want turn urself to either Barry Wonder or Steven Wonder be that

Re: Condom by sylve11: 7:11pm On Dec 13, 2008

mykali wonder. lol

Re: Condom by sima(f): 9:17pm On Dec 13, 2008

i can swear wit my butt dat @midget is d guy

Re: Condom by mykali(m): 9:16pm On Dec 14, 2008

lol.

ur ass cheeks don suffer be that

Re: Condom by darequam(m): 11:01pm On Dec 14, 2008

I'm back
I'm back
I'm back
nice joke ! But pls can u tell me where the shop,

Re: Condom by sima(f): 4:57am On Dec 15, 2008

mykali:
lol. ur ass cheeks don suffer be that

na u suffer am nw grin

Re: Condom by Migines(op): 11:47am On Dec 15, 2008

darequam:
I'm back
I'm back
I'm back
nice joke ! But please can u tell me where the shop,

Who knew you were gone.

Re: Condom by clemcykul(f): 12:20pm On Dec 15, 2008

am afraid no one grin

welcome back anyway.

Re: Condom by sylve11: 1:00pm On Dec 15, 2008

clemcykul:
am afraid no one

welcome back anyway.

mykali:
lol. ur ass cheeks don suffer be that

lol. bad guy. cool

Re: Condom by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Dec 15, 2008

cheers

Re: Condom by Jeovy(m): 4:17pm On Dec 15, 2008

Migines:
Who knew you were gone.

fear no let me say am back.

Re: Condom by mykali(m): 8:09pm On Dec 15, 2008

sylve11:

sima:

clemcykul:

sylve11:

clemcykul:

geez., the combination of the ''putrid aroma'' of all these teeth is giving me nytemares. has the economic depression affected the price of ordinary Close-Up. huh