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Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:54pm On Dec 15, 2008
[size=13pt]There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"
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Re: Microsoft Engineer by rayshiy: 5:21pm On Dec 15, 2008
grin.hmnnn, FUNNY
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:24pm On Dec 16, 2008
rayshiy:

grin.hmnnn, FUNNY
[b]@Rayshiy
thank you for you Quote it Right!! grin.it's really Funny.[/b
]          
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:23am On Mar 29, 2010
[size=13pt]This is the hell joke of the day. . . . grin grin wink[/size]
Re: Microsoft Engineer by jossy1luv(f): 6:14am On Mar 29, 2010
Thank God say na only chemical, electrical n microsoft engrs they d car. I Cum they imagine say civil n material engr join them only God knw watin them go do?, Lol. grin
Re: Microsoft Engineer by RichDad1(m): 7:23am On Mar 29, 2010
jossy_1luv:

I come they imagine say civil n material engr join them only God knw watin them go do?, Lol. grin
eewww
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:45pm On Apr 01, 2010
[size=13pt]nor bi small thing ooo. . . . . grin[/size]
jossy_1luv:

Thank God say na only chemical, electrical n microsoft engrs they d car. I come they imagine say civil n material engr join them only God knw watin them go do?, Lol. grin
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Nobody: 10:29pm On Apr 02, 2010
Haha
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:54pm On Apr 04, 2010
[size=13pt]Tee hee heee. . . . . grin[/size]
Yield:

Haha
Re: Microsoft Engineer by jokingmary(m): 10:58am On Apr 05, 2010
e be like say them make am MICROSOFT ENGINEER because him brain dey micro and soft cheesy
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Kunbee: 10:20pm On Apr 05, 2010
Stale
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:33pm On Apr 05, 2010
[size=13pt]Yeah~~~ wink wink wink[/size]
Kunbee:

Stale

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