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Jokes EtcFunny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by 20dollars(op): 8:51pm On Dec 16, 2014
If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? Hahahah lol
PhonesRe: Hot Clean Ipad 2 ...64gb Inbuilt Memory. 28k by 20dollars(op): 9:38am On Oct 14, 2014
I am selling it with my blackberry curve 4 that you will be using to connect wifi for browsing and the phone is working perfectly am selling the phone for just 4k and the ipad price still negotiable ...
serious buyer should call me...
08151143501.
PhonesRe: Hot Clean Ipad 2 ...64gb Inbuilt Memory. 28k by 20dollars(op): 11:05pm On Oct 05, 2014
i reside at gate....call for more info if you are interested.
PhonesHot Clean Ipad 2 ...64gb Inbuilt Memory. 28k by 20dollars(op): 12:10am On Oct 05, 2014
I NEED URGENT CASH TO MEET SOME URGENT NEEDS... SO AM SELLING MY NEWLY IPAD 2 64GB..
WIFI ONLY... WILL SELL IT WITH MY CONNECTION THAT AM USING ALL FOR STUPID PRICE.
BBM AND ALL OTHER APPLICATIONS INSTALLED.
OPERATING SYSTEM : 8.1
WORKING PERFECTLY AND COME WITH 1 YEAR WARRANTY.
NO SCRATCH AT ALL...
LOCATION : IBADAN ...
CASH AND CARRY ..
PRICE 28K
NOTE: NOT USING SIM CARD.
I CONNECT IT WITH MY MIFI AND I ALSO HAVE BLACKBERRY CURVE 4 THAT I USED TO SHARE HOTSPOT.. WILL SELL IT AT DIRTY PRICE.
CALL FOR MORE INFOS: 08151143501/

BusinessOnly 5% Of People That Trade Forex Take Money Home by 20dollars(op): 11:41pm On Oct 04, 2014
I really thank God for my life from grass to grace .. I never had a better yesterday .. Things get improving ... I started internet business with zero kobo but i looked back now and see the way dollars keep raining .. INdeed this is God....Forex business has been a breakthrough for me .. what other people are running away from is what am doing sweat Lesly ... please note forex business is the best internet business have ever done if you ever discover the secret of this money making machine ... you will drop whatever you are doing and face it full time... But the secret is shown to only few and THANK GOD AM AMONG THE FEW !!! ONLY 5% OF THOSE THAT TRADE FOREX TAKE MONEY HOME..... INDEED I CAN BOLDLY SAY IT ANYWHERE THAT AM AMONG THE 5% AND I CAN PROVE IT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD... YOU ARE FREE TO MEET ME ONE ON ONE TO KNOW IF TRUE OR NOT WITH ENOUGH PROOFS ....I WISH YOU SUCCESS IN ANY INTERNET BUSINESS YOU ARE DOING.
TravelSteps To Secure India Visa From Nigeria.... by 20dollars(op): 10:39am On Jul 04, 2014
Hello NL,
I will like to visit a friend in Inidan. we have a good friend and be doing business together online for the past 2 years now and talking to each other on phone. but another business is coming up now which will need for us to see face to face. And i decided to pay him a visit to strike the deal and will be spending like 60 days before i will be back to 9ja. I will like to know the steps to acquire their visitor visa and how much is there visa fee. and all other relevant documents that will be needed to acquire this visa.
please your contribution will be accepted.
Thanks alot.

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