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Re: . by Namady(m): 9:43pm On Jan 19, 2015
I did about 80% of them...

I think its very hard to find a 9ja kid (born and raised) who is not a guilty of any of that...


Meanwhile GMB2015
Re: . by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jan 19, 2015
i can't swell ooooo
i did 98%of it. grin
Re: . by jideomowunmi(f): 1:17am On Jan 20, 2015
Funny enough....i did all grin
Re: . by LaurelP(op): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2015
jideomowunmi:
Funny enough....i did all grin
Allhuh
Re: . by LaurelP(op): 2:39pm On Jan 20, 2015
dorlapoh20:
i can't swell ooooo
i did 98%of it. grin
Dolapo
Re: . by priscaoge(f): 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2015
I'm guilty of almost 75% of this cheesy cheesy cheesy

I Still do No1 till tomorrow undecided undecided

Inserting my name in my Eleganza pen was my hubby when I was in primary school until the day one boy stole my new pen, removed my name, insert his own n use his teeth to squeeze d pen and give it another old look cry cry

Heard lots of scary stories about a Ghost that stays under d "Udara" tree embarassed embarassed
Re: . by Funniez: 4:19pm On Jan 20, 2015
Chai! Am guilty as charged o. I did about 99.9% of all those tins o. Chai! The indomie generation cant comment on such thread na.
Re: . by jideomowunmi(f): 5:20pm On Jan 20, 2015
LaurelP:
Allhuh
Yes ke...lolzzz
Re: . by NiceMan4(m): 9:35pm On Jan 25, 2015
Oh my God, this thread is so hilarious. I can so attest to 90% of these.
Re: . by ijiini(m): 7:13am On Jan 26, 2015
.....lord....i just dey smile as i.dey.read am.....it really took me bk in time......those days sha!
Re: . by Nobody: 10:46am On Jan 26, 2015
am guilty of almost all of these things.

i did 96%of it.

the young shall grow grin
Re: . by Nobody: 12:16am On Jan 27, 2015
Didn't do them..
Was prayin rosary beside d forest so bush baby will not attack..
So that that my friend will not be able to initiate me by looking into my eyes...
So that when that girl in my class walks to rectors office to charm him nd get freedom from morning function it will not work...
So that when am fightin dat senior student no one will see nd draw circle around us to continue the fight...
So that class prefect will not write my name for noise maker nd I won't get flogged at break time...
For better absorbtion if I end up getin floged...
So that the mangoe I hid underground to ripe will not get stolen...
So that mama put will continue sellin only soup with free fufu...
So that dat indomie I soaked in cold water would soften fast nd swell up leme add d maggi nd chop...
So that d beans from refectory will not hav dat insect larvae again...
In my next debate when I land my point and ask 'Am I right' they will respond ur right!'...
And that girl will enter bush with me to do it so my dik won't pain me...
Dis was my own naija experience lolz
Re: . by Ayoakinkahunsi(m): 2:08pm On Jan 27, 2015
You are awesome. Comprehensive list guilty of most, those not guilty of aren't common in my area
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