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[b]Aboard an Italian airline from London, an American turns to his Nigerian co passenger & says hey! Let’s play a fun game, I will ask u a question if u don’t know d answer u give me $5 & vice-versa. The Nigerian is already too tired & just wants to go back 2 sleep, so he politely declines the offer, the yank persists; he now says “ok if I don’t know your question
I will pay u $100 the naija guy opens his eyes, but being too
tired & not wanting d yank to pester him endlessly agrees 2

play along. D yank asks him how far is d earth from the moon,

d Nigerian does not say anything but brings out his wallet &

gives d yank $5. Now it is d naija’s turn he goes thus “what

goes up a hill on 3 legs & comes down on four legs”. Nna, fear

catch d yank. He brings out his laptop searches all his

references but he couldn’t find d answer, so he connects a

modem to d air phone, he surfs d net, e-mails his co workers –

no solution-, finally he turns to d Nigerian & taps him on  d

shoulder then he humbly gives d naija man $100, d naija guy

accepts it and goes back to sleep.dis annoys d yank & he

asks him so what’s d answer ?.  D naija man simply brings out

his wallet & gives d yank a $5 note[/b]

laugh my friggin lil behind off

Nice job didsky.U're really good and do keep up the good jokes.

and who says naija peeps aint the smartest?

niger man go always be niger man.we too much o jarre [color=#000099][/color]

He's really sharp

nhhhhhhhhh thats kool

Lmao, smart ass

that was funny

so funny

yea very funny

men,dat waz a real 9ja guy, an igbo guy 4 sure. ;d

yea most likely ibo

Hey wats ur problem y'll? why attack us because it concerns money?
Why act like if u dont like money too?

what is your point

candylips:
what is your point

d point is; being igbo doesn't necessarily mean u are a money lover.

yea thats true

thank you jare my brother and sista

me i no be ya sista ohh

i wasnt referring to u. and besides, u are my sista wheather u like it or notr

men dats d "meanest" joke ve read in a long time u just made my day bro, "trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am" dat shld be d subject of the joke

@ robby, na by force 2 get brother?

That was a very nice joke.

yea it was