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Hypocrites by studio43(m): 7:28pm On Jan 11, 2009
one sunday morning, the congregation was sitting and waiti8ng for the preacher to begin his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said" whoever is not willing to take a bullet for jesus should better leave now"

more than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door.
the two masked men took off their masks, sat in the front row and said,
okay reverend , you can preach now all the hypocites are gone.

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