The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for the answers after you have thought about it. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
































































The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?













































































Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?



































































































Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly you still have one more chance to show your abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?












































































































Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old.

hehehehehehe, i love dis

nice one gabby

cute but she wasted space & didnt luk 4 me yesterday

Hmm!

romade:

cute but she wasted space & didnt luk 4 me yesterday

I wonder why you expect one who is catching her fun to look for you**^hissess

u just waste pages , i dont know , HABA!

To Lomade and Yabby,

Wetin concern you if I dey waste pages? Seun no complaint jor. 

Lomade,

I was looking for you all over the place cause yesterday was your first smelly tofu making lessons. . . . Did you go hide under the table again? 

I think all the answers u gave were wrong.

A1: Chop it up n put it in the r.fridge.
A2: Ditto
A3: Romade
A4: Disguise as a Croc.

Dayo ki o ri foka sibi ti o joko siyen

nice one

romade u no know say the person way in head foka sibe go pemen

**hisses** goes back to excel. too old joke.

akymm 10ks 4 d info
thetruth90 xcel ko word ni no truth in u since d 90's

romade:

akymm 10ks 4 d info
thetruth90 xcel ko word ni no truth in u since d 90's

@ romade,
wetin be ur own now? gbeborun.

thetruth90:

@ romade,
wetin be ur own now? gbeborun.

hohahehaho!

Dayo i go beat u after i pound sum respect into dat thelie90

romade:

Dayo i go beat u after i pound sum respect into dat thelie90

u be boxer? i await you. just make sure you put on a bullet - proof vest because i go shoot u.

ur e-bullet can neva penetrate

romade:

ur e-bullet can neva penetrate

same for your cyber-punch.

chei who told u d truth in 2009? & close dat tit

Lomade, no mind that Chinese New year decoration 'thelie90'. . . Da dude came from Yaba Hyper Market. . .

thelie90, I know this joke is old but alot of peeps have not read it aight? Not everybody is like you and who told you to be updated? ehn?

gabrywyl:

Lomade, no mind that Chinese New year decoration 'thelie90'. . . Da dude came from Yaba Hyper Market. . .

thelie90, I know this joke is old but alot of peeps have not read it aight? Not everybody is like you and who told you to be updated? ehn?

@ gabrywyl _{oops sorry} garbage,
i reserve my comments.

GOT ALL RIGHT, for my mind i think say i smart ooooo

who beat Syl again & y Dani dey pose with aba made gucci ?

thetruth90:

@ gabrywyl _{oops sorry} garbage,
i reserve my comments.

Hmmm. . . i could have sworn that you are Studio43 once again having a multiple ID. 


but whateva mehn. . . U can also reserve your shait for your dinner

na real wah