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Professional Test by Gabry(f): 1:49am On Jan 21, 2009 |
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for the answers after you have thought about it. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ? Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly you still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. |
Re: Professional Test by tytylayor: 10:05am On Jan 21, 2009 |
hehehehehehe, i love dis |
Re: Professional Test by Ben13: 10:49am On Jan 21, 2009 |
nice one gabby |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 11:07am On Jan 21, 2009 |
cute but she wasted space & didnt luk 4 me yesterday |
Re: Professional Test by Opslag(m): 11:11am On Jan 21, 2009 |
Hmm! |
Re: Professional Test by dani1luv: 11:17am On Jan 21, 2009 |
Nice one |
Re: Professional Test by Ben13: 11:20am On Jan 21, 2009 |
romade: I wonder why you expect one who is catching her fun to look for you**hissess |
Re: Professional Test by dani1luv: 11:55am On Jan 21, 2009 |
romade nor go take that easy |
Re: Professional Test by yysl: 12:18pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
Re: Professional Test by dyabman(m): 12:45pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
u just waste pages , i dont know , HABA! |
Re: Professional Test by Gabry(f): 1:55pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
To Lomade and Yabby, Wetin concern you if I dey waste pages? Seun no complaint jor. Lomade, I was looking for you all over the place cause yesterday was your first smelly tofu making lessons. . . . Did you go hide under the table again? |
Re: Professional Test by D1KeleVra(m): 2:23pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
I think all the answers u gave were wrong. A1: Chop it up n put it in the r.fridge. A2: Ditto A3: Romade A4: Disguise as a Croc. |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 2:32pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
Dayo ki o ri foka sibi ti o joko siyen |
Re: Professional Test by akym(m): 3:21pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
nice one |
Re: Professional Test by akym(m): 3:27pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
romade u no know say the person way in head foka sibe go pemen |
Re: Professional Test by thetruth90: 3:34pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
**hisses** goes back to excel. too old joke. |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 3:58pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
akymm 10ks 4 d info thetruth90 xcel ko word ni no truth in u since d 90's |
Re: Professional Test by thetruth90: 4:04pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
romade: @ romade, wetin be ur own now? gbeborun. |
Re: Professional Test by D1KeleVra(m): 4:09pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
thetruth90: hohahehaho! |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 4:15pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
Dayo i go beat u after i pound sum respect into dat thelie90 |
Re: Professional Test by thetruth90: 4:26pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
romade: u be boxer? i await you. just make sure you put on a bullet - proof vest because i go shoot u. |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 4:41pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
ur e-bullet can neva penetrate |
Re: Professional Test by thetruth90: 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
romade: same for your cyber-punch. |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 4:46pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
chei who told u d truth in 2009? & close dat tit |
Re: Professional Test by dani1luv: 6:36pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
Re: Professional Test by sylve11: 7:33pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
Re: Professional Test by Gabry(f): 1:21am On Jan 22, 2009 |
Lomade, no mind that Chinese New year decoration 'thelie90'. . . Da dude came from Yaba Hyper Market. . . thelie90, I know this joke is old but alot of peeps have not read it aight? Not everybody is like you and who told you to be updated? ehn? |
Re: Professional Test by thetruth90: 7:52am On Jan 22, 2009 |
gabrywyl: @ i reserve my comments. |
Re: Professional Test by Nobody: 8:53am On Jan 22, 2009 |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 9:02am On Jan 22, 2009 |
who beat Syl again & y Dani dey pose with aba made gucci ? |
Re: Professional Test by Gabry(f): 9:08am On Jan 22, 2009 |
thetruth90: Hmmm. . . i could have sworn that you are Studio43 once again having a multiple ID. but whateva mehn. . . U can also reserve your shait for your dinner |
Re: Professional Test by romsky: 9:30am On Jan 22, 2009 |
na real wah |
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