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God Is Missing! by bigfather(m): 1:16am On Jan 22, 2009 |
[b]There were two little boys, 8 and 10 years old, very mischievous and naughty. They were always get into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their city, their sons were probably involved. They boy's mother heard that a clergyman in city had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning and 10-year-old in the afternoon to see the clergyman . The clergyman, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?". They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"[/b] |
Re: God Is Missing! by Nobody: 8:49am On Jan 22, 2009 |
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 8:57am On Jan 22, 2009 |
gud 4 dem abeg who are the brothers so i can laff complete |
Re: God Is Missing! by chidipupay(m): 11:02am On Jan 22, 2009 |
Ingilish |
Re: God Is Missing! by neowelsh(m): 11:22am On Jan 22, 2009 |
Those boys na warri (efurun) children |
Re: God Is Missing! by sylve11: 12:44pm On Jan 22, 2009 |
na u be the 8 yrs boy |
Re: God Is Missing! by Ben13: 2:01pm On Jan 22, 2009 |
Big father, that was real funny mehhn! |
Re: God Is Missing! by yysl: 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2009 |
if no b God ben 4 don bite pple wt his stocky teeth |
Re: God Is Missing! by studio43(m): 9:50pm On Jan 22, 2009 |
I NO LAUGH, NA BY FORCE |
Re: God Is Missing! by chidipupay(m): 10:00pm On Jan 22, 2009 |
comot there no be your type we dey find |
Re: God Is Missing! by yysl: 11:09am On Jan 27, 2009 |
studio43:cry now |
Re: God Is Missing! by clemcykul(f): 3:40pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
tolding them again |
Re: God Is Missing! by chidipupay(m): 10:06am On Jan 28, 2009 |
Abi oh |
Re: God Is Missing! by lysaa(f): 2:28pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
neo_welsh: AKA Militants . .LIFE! |
Re: God Is Missing! by folami86: 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
good jokes lol |
Re: God Is Missing! by dani1luv: 3:48pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
roflmao |
Re: God Is Missing! by lysaa(f): 4:17pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
Dani where is God?! |
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 4:20pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
In His Holy Temple Elysabeth |
Re: God Is Missing! by lysaa(f): 4:24pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
I'm not Elysabeth abeg! Where is His holy temple sef? |
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 4:32pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
U r one of His Holy Temple only if u r willing & obedient to his commandment & words |
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 4:33pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
pastor romade |
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 4:56pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
na so i se myself o God is still seeking who to send come join d train of d wise o |
Re: God Is Missing! by chidipupay(m): 5:07pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
when you be pastor? |
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 5:21pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
tay tay |
Re: God Is Missing! by spenchuks(m): 5:25pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
romade na native pastor |
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 5:26pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
ouch u break my tender heart |
Re: God Is Missing! by Ben13: 5:29pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
go die na |
Re: God Is Missing! by mykali(m): 5:31pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
@topic lmnyasho. |
Re: God Is Missing! by romsky: 5:32pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
I shall not die but live to declare d word of da Lord Amen |
Re: God Is Missing! by mykali(m): 5:33pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
AMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. . . . |
Re: God Is Missing! by lysaa(f): 5:37pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
romade: how can! I thot God says you should keep ur heart with all deligent? I put it to u that u are not a good keeper. |
Re: God Is Missing! by chidipupay(m): 5:42pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
Romade defend urself |
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