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two dwarfs by Nobody: 6:32pm On Oct 12, 2005
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a
vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're
dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to
their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's
unable to reach a certain physical state that
would enable him to join with his date. His
depression is enhanced by the fact that, from
the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO,
THREE...HUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,
"How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so
embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think
that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the
bed!"
Re: two dwarfs by hotangel2(f): 4:04am On Oct 14, 2005
cheesy cool
Re: two dwarfs by esconedge(m): 10:37am On Oct 14, 2005
nice joke dude grin
Re: two dwarfs by fabian(f): 5:31pm On Oct 14, 2005
shocked
Re: two dwarfs by Ginz: 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2005
grin grin grin grin grin wink I liked that joke alolt wink
Re: two dwarfs by micklplus(m): 3:42pm On Dec 08, 2005
Nice one 1
gbam
Re: two dwarfs by christyne(f): 3:57pm On Dec 08, 2005
cheesy cheesy
Re: two dwarfs by GeeCee(m): 2:22am On Jun 28, 2009
Poor guy
Re: two dwarfs by bighead1(m): 9:12pm On Jun 28, 2009
That is damn funny i love it i really love it
Re: two dwarfs by kieykiey(f): 2:02pm On Jun 29, 2009
quit funny grin
Re: two dwarfs by romsky: 2:49pm On Jun 29, 2009
hmmmm
Re: two dwarfs by kolaoloye(m): 3:17pm On Jun 29, 2009
interesting grin
Re: two dwarfs by biola44: 3:56pm On Jun 29, 2009
wink
Re: two dwarfs by mamagee3(f): 5:45pm On Jun 29, 2009
interesting but stupid. grin
Re: two dwarfs by blissieng(f): 6:58pm On Jun 29, 2009
nice.
Re: two dwarfs by Jenke: 8:08pm On Jun 29, 2009
i pity d guy him go nearly kill himself y him go pass him bandry y him carry babe go tall bed him 4 just stick to bed of him size.
Re: two dwarfs by clemcykul(f): 10:08am On Jul 01, 2009
nonsense
Re: two dwarfs by clemcykul(f): 10:09am On Jul 01, 2009
@jenke make sense pls


@joke
that must be daniluv
Re: two dwarfs by segunpc(m): 8:11am On Jul 02, 2009
ok joke.

hi clemcy

clemcy stop cussing. grin
Re: two dwarfs by parki: 8:37am On Jul 02, 2009
maka y. ??
Re: two dwarfs by romsky: 9:46am On Jul 02, 2009
wa e wanna
Re: two dwarfs by Jeovy(m): 3:05pm On Jul 02, 2009
ke neh
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