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The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2015
The Ring (Episode 1)

Honeymoon Restaurant. 7PM. Friday. Two lovers sitting.

Angela: (Brings out a ring box) Frank, will you marry me?

Frank: I should do that. I mean, the proposal.

Angelina: But I have waited for five years now, since our undergraduate days.

Frank: I wanted to be sure I can be a father.

Angelina: What do you mean?

Frank: Remember I told you we shouldn't have sex because of what the Bible says?

Angelina: Yes.

Frank: It's really not because of what the Bible says.

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 6:44am On Apr 26, 2015
The Ring (Episode 2)

Angelina: You are impotent?

Frank: No! I am fit as a horse.

Angelina: I am worried. Why then can't you be a father?

Frank: My parents want me to go to the seminary.

Angelina: What?! To be a reverened father?

Frank: Obviously.

Angelina: Why then didn't you tell me?

Frank: I've been trying to fight against it, and am still trying.
They promised God they'd make me a priest if He gave them a child.

Angelina: Why then did they ever allow you go to the University, and become this grown up before asking you to go to the seminary?

Frank: I don't know. Mother has threatened to kill herself if I don't go. I can't let her die.

Angelina: God! So you're going?

Frank: I want you to make that decision for me. Should I disobey my parents, marry you, then let my mother die? Or should I obey them, go to the seminary, and let our love die?

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
Re: The Ring by Divepen1(m): 4:05pm On Apr 26, 2015
Making sense

Are you writing this for fun or for sale?
Re: The Ring by Nobody: 9:26am On Apr 27, 2015
Divepen1:
Making sense
Are you writing this for fun or for sale?
Seconded. Following
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 10:50pm On Apr 30, 2015
The Ring (Episode 3)

Angelina: Your mother can't be serious.

Frank: She is. She would rather die than not keep her promise to God.

Angelina: So what are you going to do?

Frank: I don't know. That's why I am asking you. Our love or my mother's life?

[ AGNES, a pretty girl on miniskirt walks to their table. She grabs the cup with drink, and pours it on FRANK]

AGNES: So this is how far you can run. After impregnating me, you think you can run, right?

ANGELINA: Frank, what is she talking about?

FRANK: I don't know. I don't even know her.

AGNES: Seriously? After vandalising me, you came here to propose to another girl?

FRANK: Propose?

[AGNES walks closer to FRANK and brings out a ring box from his jacket's inner pocket]

AGNES: What is this? You think I wouldn't find out? The walls got ears.

ANGELINA: Frank! You said you were keeping yourself for that seminary stuff. How come is she pregnant for you?

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
Re: The Ring by Writeditor: 8:23pm On May 19, 2015
This one was flowing well. Please come and continue, Mr Erhunmwunse
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 11:41am On May 25, 2015
Writeditor:
This one was flowing well. Please come and continue, Mr Erhunmwunse
Sure
Re: The Ring by Akposb(m): 2:21pm On May 25, 2015
First piece of drama I have seen in this section, subtle words with lots of meaning. Well crafted.
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 2:32pm On May 26, 2015
The Ring (Episode 4)

Frank: I never said I was a virgin.

Angelina: And you've been cheating on me?

Frank: I never told you not to have sex.

Angelina: But you said it was wrong to have sex until after marraige.

Frank: Things do change. Am sorry I ever said that.

Angelina: So you mean you were having sex with other girls while we were dating?

Frank: Not exactly. Just once.

Angelina: But she said you've 'vandalised' her.

Frank: I don't know her.

Agnes: Bloody liar! (She shows a photograph on her phone to Frank and Angelina) Is that not both of us together?

Angelina: Frank!


to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse

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Re: The Ring by draybanks(m): 12:43am On Jun 02, 2015
I am surely following this.
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 10:58pm On Jun 07, 2015
The Ring (Episode 5)
Frank: That's photoshop! I have never met this slut.

Agnes: Me, slut? After gushing how much you loved me.

Frank: You must be mistaken. It can't be me.

Agnes: Really? Because of this skinny, bony element, you are denying me.

Angelina: You must be very stupid. (Stands) One more insult, your cheap hair will leave your empty head.

Agnes: My bones are shattering. An inch close to me, and I will turn you into beef, animal.

Angelina: You are dead!

(Fight ensues between Angelina and Agnes. Frank tries to separate them.)

Eric: (Walks in) Hey, pretry ladies! Beauties don't fight.

(Fight stops. Eric and Agnes starts laughing)

Frank: Eric! You know her?

Eric: Sure. I planned this.

Frank: Why?

Eric: Today is your birthday, boy!

Frank: And so?

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 3:30am On Jun 12, 2015
The Ring (Episode 6)

Eric: I just wanted to surprise you.

(Frank gives Eric a punch, and the latter bleeds)

Frank: What silly joke! I told you I would propose to Angelina today, and you came here with such dirty prank.

Eric: I am sorry, man.

(Eric and Agnes walk out.)

Frank: I am sorry for all of that. Eric is nuts. Angelina, will you marry me?

Angelina: No.

Frank: Why? You proposed to me earlier.

Angelina: You said you cheated on me.

Frank: I only did it once.

Angelina: And I didn't.

Frank: So?

Angelina: I will agree to marry you on one condition.

Frank: Which is?

Angelina: I cheat on you too.

Frank: Like?

Angelina: I have s.ex with another guy. Thereafter, I will accept your proposal.
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 4:18am On Jun 13, 2015
The Ring (Episode Seven)
Frank: That's impossible!
Angelina: Then I can't marry you.
Frank: Why do you want to sleep with another guy?
Angelina: You did with another girl.
Frank: Just forgive me, and lets move on, please.
Angelina: No.
Frank: Fine! Go ahead and do it.
Angelina: Seriously?
Frank: Yes, that's what you want.
Angelina: I won't have sex till I am married.
Frank: But......
Angelina: All I am telling you is that I can't marry you.
Frank: Why? You proposed to me earlier.
Angelina: I was only playing a birthday-prank on you.
Frank: For real?
Re: The Ring by sundayerhun(m): 5:39am On Jun 29, 2015
THE RING (Episode Eight)
Angelina: Yes, I can never marry you.
Frank: Why, my love?
Angelina: Because I love you very much.
Frank: Yep! That's why you should marry me.
Angelina: Nope! That's why I should not marry you.
Frank: I am perplexed.
Angelina: For the years we dated, I didn't cheat on you. Why?
Frank: Because you love me.
Angelina: No!
Frank: Because we agreed not to have sex until marriage.
Angelina: No.
Frank: Because you are a christian.
Angelina: Not at all.
Frank: Then why?

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