A guy asked u for sex and u asked,
"Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say or
Are U a LEARNER ?
Half naked girls are hot, while well
dressed girls are beautiful.. Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful.
.the choice is yours.
You have been engaged to him
for more than 2 years and no wedding is
forth-coming.
Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder? You have
slept with over 10 girls
without protection yet you go to the
barbers shops
with your personal clipper.
What are you preventing Guys always know who their hearts
belongs to,
so if you like cook chicken in diamond
sauce or do
monkey style in bed,if it's not you, it
can't be u. In America when couples go to bed
they say "Good night my love" In Britain
"Sweet dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate,
doors & windows?
You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for
money frm
the guy. GTBank staffs cannot receive
salaries from UBA bank na!
My name is Funmi, I used my friend to...

...I used my friend to set up my boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me a wedding Invitation. WhAT AM I? A) Learner B)God sent C) Fool Most Guys will never tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up". welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government. No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest ShareHolder. I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their last breath. Thank You God for blessing me more than I deserved. 35yr old first class graduate without a job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ...yoUr life is on SOS. Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? (1).Sex won't make him love u (2). A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me,...

.....(2). A baby won't make him stay. If
you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE.
No matter how nice you are to a goat, it
will still eat your yam.
What shall it profit a girl to have all the
brazilian hairs in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low
cut.
Kill an American citizen and 1 million
policemen will be deployed to search for
u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty. Don't act like you have it all, even rich
men beg for pen in the bank.
No matter how big ur house is,How
recent your car is,or how huge ur bank
account is, Our grave is stillgonna be
the same size, stay humble. No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face
Might Be, You Will Still Be the Food For
Worms....Set yoUr Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No
one lives for Ever.


Agree?