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Answer Pls by Lilspicer(f): 8:43pm On May 03, 2015
Imagine that you were arrested by Nigerian
Police for driving through one way and they took
u to the police station. In the process, they seized
your phone.
At that moment a text message comes in "abeg If
u dey come, buy 1 Ak 47 and 4 Bullets make we
take dey well before we go out tonight"
How do u explain to the Police officer that your
friend meant a Vodka (AK
47), and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?
To make matter worse, your friends name is
Robert and you saved it as "ROB -1 on your
phone!
Answers pls!

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Re: Answer Pls by ITbomb(m): 9:23pm On May 03, 2015
You should be negotiating your bail money not explaining anything
Re: Answer Pls by emorse(m): 9:26pm On May 03, 2015
Just sit on the floor and start crying. Especially if you don't have money.
Re: Answer Pls by Gerryboy(m): 9:27pm On May 03, 2015
Op if u ask me na who I go ask
Re: Answer Pls by biGPoppaSays(m): 10:25pm On May 03, 2015
singing when I met you I admit my first touch was a trick,,,,**in the notorious BIG's voice
Re: Answer Pls by adebisiema(m): 10:48pm On May 03, 2015
Wen i no be mumu....i go grab d fone comot frm d police hand cum swallow d fone...mi oraye sh..i.t!! :-














Mind u nah play i dey oo..... ;DWen i no be mumu....i go grab d fone comot frm d police hand cum swallow d fone...mi oraye sh..i.t!! :-














Mind u nah play i dey oo.....

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