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How Do You Explain This? by Dolypson04(op): 11:52pm On May 06, 2015
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS??
When men of the Police arrests you and check
your phone and at that moment, a text message
comes in saying
"Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets
make we take set well before we go out tonight".
How do you explain to the police that your friend
meant a
Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?
To make the matter worse, your friend's name is
Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your
phone?.
Re: How Do You Explain This? by Maczeelly(m): 12:15am On May 07, 2015
Na one chance bt dt ooo
Re: How Do You Explain This? by REMMEI(m): 12:22am On May 07, 2015
hahahah,you go explain sote blood go commot fa ya nose.. no be Nigeria police?.. you don enter am be that o.. me wey be say I no be G boy or anything sef when dem collect my phone say dem wan check am..dem no find anything.. na that time dem come look me say I resemble gay.. I be like weyrey lawon people yi ni.. shocked how you go just conclude say I be gay.. I follow dem drag nansense that day ehn grin grin
Re: How Do You Explain This? by kazmanbanjoko(m): 1:02am On May 07, 2015
The people wey dey do yu frm village dey use your destiny play table tennis. grin
Re: How Do You Explain This? by playboyAIU(m): 3:47am On May 07, 2015
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