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The Mathematician, by jayemkay(op): 1:28pm On Sep 14, 2006
A professor of maths sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old,and I
have certain needs which you are no longer able
to satisfy.I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to LEARN that by the time you receive this letter,Ill be at the Grand Hotel with my 18
year old teaching assistant.Ill be home before midnight.

Your Husband.

When he arrives at the hotel,there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You,too,are 54 years old and by the time you read
this letter,I will be at the Riverside Hotel with the
18 year old pool boy.Since you are a mathematician,you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.Therefore,dont wait up tonight.

Your Wife.
Re: The Mathematician, by iice(f): 3:17pm On Sep 14, 2006
laughin my friggin butt off grin grin
Re: The Mathematician, by Necorios(m): 10:30am On Sep 15, 2006
Nice one,d mugu thot he's wise bt d wife's smarter!
Re: The Mathematician, by jaggy(f): 2:14pm On Sep 15, 2006
shocked grin
dang!
Re: The Mathematician, by iberi(f): 9:49pm On Sep 20, 2006
Brains! Nice one.
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