A dying man on his sick bed called his Wife, Children and said;
Dying Man: To you my Wife, take over the Petrol Company at No 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi. Wife started crying loudly
Dying Man: To my first Son, take over the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi. Fist Son screaming and rolling on the floor
Dying Man: To my second son, take over the eatery in Falomo. Third Son was wailing
Dying Man: to my third Son, take over the gas Station close to the Airport. Third Son crying louder
Dying Man: to my only daughter, the high school is yours; daughter crying loudest.

A confused Nurse asked; I don’t understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, your daddy left you a great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time.
Wife: properties kor……..comfortable ni! He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans every day.
To kids on Nairaland, I wish you a happy Children day…

Nice share.. Aduhuo ma