₦airaland Forum

During a robbery in Nigeria, the bank
robber
shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the
Government. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept”
Changing
the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively,
the
robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not
a
rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary
school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money
it
will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the
TV
news will tell us how much we robbed from
the
bank!"
This is called "Experience”
Nowadays, experience is more important than
paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager
told
the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
But
the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out #10 million from the
bank
for ourselves and add it to the #70 million
that
we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is
a
robbery every month."
This is called "Changing priority”
Personal Happiness is more important than
your
job”.
The next day, the TV news reported that #100
million was taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but they
could
only count #20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took #20
million.
The bank manager took #80 million with a
snap
of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!"