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| How To Pay Tithe by GeeCee(m): 5:15pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
Three pastors were interviewed- Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo-. They were all asked how they spend their tithes, offerings and donation money. The Yoruba pastor said: "I draw a big circle and get in the middle and i throw all the collective church earnings up in the air, which ever one that's in the circle belongs to me, the rest is God's. The Hausa pastor said he draws a straight line, stands in the middle and throws all the church earning up, which ever one that falls outside the line is his own, the rest is God's. They then asked the igbo pastor and he said: "why draw lines and circles?" all i do is throw the whole church earning up in the air, which ever one God catches is his', the rest is mine! |
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