chocolateme:
I closed from work at Lekki yesterday by 6pm, entered a bus to Oshodi instead of my usual destination Costain due to the fact that my boss asked me to come to her residence for collection of material for our work Demo this morning. I got to Oshidi, den boarded a Cele bus and stopped at Illasa bust stop, I crossed over to the other express road and wanted to board a bike but none of them knows the street she told me to come to. She kept trying to explain the location but it wasn't working and this was around past 10pm.
She Said i should give my phone to someone around there which I did. As she was explaining her street direction to the guy (a miscreant I believed him to be) gunshots filled the air at that junction and as if it was a bomb explosion, people took to their heels scampering for safety in all directions, even there was stampede, I thank God no one was hit by a vehicle along express there because so many took to the express.
I was pushed down but I got up and continued almost getting to Iyana Itire hmm.. I was about calling my boss to tell her what happened only to realize that my phone was still in the possession of that guy
I became suddenly so tired and tears filled my eyes. I felt so helpless but I had to go back to that bus stop. On getting there, I observed shops has closed, tricycles has all gone even bike men too, everywhere looked deserted and I slumped on the side pavement there sobbing. Within a short while, life started returning to that spot, people combing all over the place looking for one thing or the other dropped while running for safety. Some guys approached me and asked what happened and I explained, they helped dial my number but on more than 12 rings, the person wasn't answering and that threw me into more mourning for my phone. I waited a little and they tried it again and this time around it was answered, I was given a phone and I quickly said in a shivering voice " pls bros I am begging u to come back with my phone, I am begging u to have mercy on me pls" he interrupted and said that I should calm down that he is bringing back my phone. 25 minutes later he came back with my phone and subconsciously, I gave him the tightest hug of his life. Later I found out that he is one of the keke drivers operating there and very popular.
It happened that the address I was looking for is a street facing the spot I alighted from, that I was never meant to have crosed the express in the first place. Well thank God with me oo. (I wonder how people easily gets access to weapons like guns)

zeusdgrt:
Dnt worry ur car is on d way

chocolateme:
amen thank you sir

chocolateme:
amen thank you sir

zeusdgrt:
so what makes U a chocolate lady?

chocolateme:
oh! Ok.. my dad christened me that from birth because if my chocolate skin colour.

zeusdgrt:
i like U,can we be frndz? Are U on whatsapp or bbm?

chocolateme:
yea

zeusdgrt:
so what makes U a chocolate lady?

WARRIBLOOD:
That's my girl your talking to
Stay off

zeusdgrt:
Okoro find somewhere go perch.

WARRIBLOOD:
sure your right am always fly like a bird

zeusdgrt:
chickens are still bird,so no prbs carry on

WARRIBLOOD:
buh chickens don't fly.. nigga they jump..


R Kelly knows what me talking about I don't believe I know..
By the way stay off my girl

zeusdgrt:
eyah dint know U were dull,well anytyn dt has feathers and flaps his wings with incredible height attainment is considered under d animal scientifical classification as a bird! And as for d gurl U claimed she is alrdy on myfrndz list dummy so take a hike looser

zeusdgrt:
Dnt worry ur car is on d way


#whispers to self: God thank u,o...how cud i have helped her replace the phone?not with this my jobless pennyless grand status! Infact,God punish poverty