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Engine Trouble by CuteAngel(f): 7:04am On Mar 13, 2009
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
Re: Engine Trouble by romsky: 9:39am On Mar 13, 2009
dat shd be Barrister Benjy
Re: Engine Trouble by CuteAngel(f): 1:19pm On Mar 13, 2009
gbam! grin
Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 7:36pm On Mar 15, 2009
angry angry angry
Re: Engine Trouble by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Mar 16, 2009
cheer up man, losing 50kobo is not the end of life is it?
Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 3:57pm On Mar 16, 2009
You be fly? Why u dey follow me na?

CuteAngel:

gbam! grin

Ah! Sorry O! Hope say u no wound? sad
Re: Engine Trouble by clemcykul(f): 11:13am On Mar 17, 2009
enemy of progress, hin no wound, your plans failed lol
Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 11:53am On Mar 17, 2009
Clem, CEO, PPR People's Progressive Retardant
Re: Engine Trouble by Ben13: 12:00pm On Mar 17, 2009
romade:

dat shd be Barrister Benjy

CuteAngel:

gbam! grin

my enemies shall never see me cheesy
Re: Engine Trouble by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Mar 17, 2009
but we just saw u?
Re: Engine Trouble by Ben13: 2:37pm On Mar 17, 2009
I know you're the numero one
Re: Engine Trouble by yysl: 2:59pm On Mar 17, 2009
Ben20001:

my enemies shall never see me cheesy
u be 2pac ?
Re: Engine Trouble by blinx4real(m): 3:06pm On Mar 17, 2009
Dry!!
Re: Engine Trouble by Lolabbey: 3:11pm On Mar 17, 2009
wet
Re: Engine Trouble by clemcykul(f): 3:21pm On Mar 17, 2009
lola pls stop getn wet, cant u see i aint got a dryer?
Re: Engine Trouble by Lolabbey: 3:25pm On Mar 17, 2009
nt to wory,u can easily get som1 2 kip u dry
Re: Engine Trouble by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Mar 17, 2009
so long as u dont kip sittin on ma laps and gettn wet
Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 5:39pm On Mar 17, 2009
undecided
Re: Engine Trouble by Ben13: 5:42pm On Mar 17, 2009
:d
Re: Engine Trouble by clemcykul(f): 11:18am On Mar 18, 2009
u well so?
Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 1:53pm On Mar 18, 2009
Clem u can sit on my lap, we could have a pleasurable 'ride' smiley
Re: Engine Trouble by clemcykul(f): 12:06pm On Mar 19, 2009
lol
ur lap too thin na, cos i gather no be small
Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 6:02pm On Mar 20, 2009
I don't care! smiley
Re: Engine Trouble by Ben13: 6:05pm On Mar 20, 2009
not in this condition, dear.
Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 11:48am On Mar 21, 2009
Hey! Back off!

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