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Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 8:04pm On Mar 16, 2009
Ben sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Ben spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Ben says, "It's over at TytyLayor's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin tongue
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 9:01am On Mar 17, 2009
fornicating is to tyty as adultery is to kerewa aka baba benjy
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 9:22am On Mar 17, 2009
angry
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by arramyjay: 9:29am On Mar 17, 2009
Gosh.lol hehhehe
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 9:57am On Mar 17, 2009
romade:

fornicating is to tyty as adultery is to kerewa aka baba benjy

*mcheew!* I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!  cheesy

Ben no vex abeg! I just wan diss someone else  grin

The following, brief, conversation ensued because I offered to teach Romade how to drive:

D1KeleVra:    Romadense, Is ur trafficator on or off?
Romadense:  It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy tongue
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 10:06am On Mar 17, 2009
its not funny angry grin
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 10:15am On Mar 17, 2009
duh! Romade?
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 10:52am On Mar 17, 2009
dickele male, where is dickele female?
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Mar 17, 2009
@joke
lo
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 11:13am On Mar 17, 2009
D1KeleVra:

*mcheew!* I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! cheesy

Ben no vex abeg! I just wan diss someone else grin

The following, brief, conversation ensued because I offered to teach Romade how to drive:

D1KeleVra: Romadense, Is ur trafficator on or off?
Romadense: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy tongue


shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry

comment my reserve lipsrsealed
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 11:25am On Mar 17, 2009
I'm less concerned
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2009
so am i
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 11:43am On Mar 17, 2009
which is y u r surfrn 4rm a serious hangover
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 11:46am On Mar 17, 2009
. . and taking overdose of aspirin
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 11:49am On Mar 17, 2009
Ben20001:

I'm less concerned

lolol  grin

Ben20001:

dickele male, where is dickele female?

angry Ask Clemelecine!
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 11:50am On Mar 17, 2009
ben i dont lyk a 3rd personality wen i am talkin to my clumsy
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 11:53am On Mar 17, 2009
You deserve an award for your statement
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 12:04pm On Mar 17, 2009
D1KeleVra:

lolol grin


ur even proud of ur goro teeth embarassed
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 12:06pm On Mar 17, 2009
show ur own
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 12:15pm On Mar 17, 2009
am toothless na, u know cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 12:33pm On Mar 17, 2009
oops u will be one hundred and onety one yrs old by dis tym tomorrow
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Mar 17, 2009
@replies
lmao tyty o gbadun
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 3:25pm On Mar 17, 2009
this is serious
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2009
na today?
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 4:10pm On Mar 17, 2009
e don tay wey u dey yaba left na, who nor know
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Lolabbey: 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2009
dis is fornication and adultery tred
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 4:21pm On Mar 17, 2009
which category u fall?
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 4:33pm On Mar 17, 2009
none of d above
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2009
in dis modern day u still allow dat boi to ****er u 4 molue bak
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Lolabbey: 4:41pm On Mar 17, 2009
hope u no wet as u dey fan them
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 4:43pm On Mar 17, 2009
that tatafo shocked
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Lolabbey: 4:46pm On Mar 17, 2009
solo makinde

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