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Ben sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Ben spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Ben says, "It's over at TytyLayor's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

fornicating is to tyty as adultery is to kerewa aka baba benjy

Gosh.lol hehhehe

romade:
fornicating is to tyty as adultery is to kerewa aka baba benjy

*mcheew!* I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! 

Ben no vex abeg! I just wan diss someone else 

The following, brief, conversation ensued because I offered to teach Romade how to drive:

D1KeleVra:    Romadense, Is ur trafficator on or off?
Romadense:  It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

its not funny

duh! Romade?

dickele male, where is dickele female?

@joke
lo

D1KeleVra:
*mcheew!* I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

Ben no vex abeg! I just wan diss someone else

The following, brief, conversation ensued because I offered to teach Romade how to drive:

D1KeleVra: Romadense, Is ur trafficator on or off?
Romadense: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

comment my reserve

I'm less concerned

so am i

which is y u r surfrn 4rm a serious hangover

. . and taking overdose of aspirin

Ben20001:
I'm less concerned

lolol  

Ben20001:
dickele male, where is dickele female?

Ask Clemelecine!

ben i dont lyk a 3rd personality wen i am talkin to my clumsy

You deserve an award for your statement

D1KeleVra:
lolol

ur even proud of ur goro teeth

show ur own

am toothless na, u know

oops u will be one hundred and onety one yrs old by dis tym tomorrow

@replies
lmao tyty o gbadun

this is serious

na today?

e don tay wey u dey yaba left na, who nor know

dis is fornication and adultery tred

which category u fall?

none of d above

in dis modern day u still allow dat boi to ****er u 4 molue bak

hope u no wet as u dey fan them

that tatafo

solo makinde