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Two Things by ThugLife1(m): 4:30pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
how far naaw, una well done oo u know, im not a very happy man there are some things that has been happening that i dont really like about the world in general but let me tell you these u see in this life we live, there are TWO THINGS involve. Is either you are a man or a woman, if you are a woman you are safe, but if you are a man, there are two things involve is either you are a civilian or you are in the military if you are a civilian, you are safe, but if you are in the military there are two things involve is either you are in the office or you are at the war front if you are in the office you are safe, but if you are in the war front, there are two things involve is either u kill somebody or somebody kills you if u kill somebody you are safe, but if somebody kills you there are two things involve is either you are being buried or your body is used as a manure if you are being buried you are safe, if ur body is used as a manure there are two things involve is either you are use to grow plants,flowers or you are use for tress if you are used for flowers you are safe, but if you are used for trees there are two things involve is either you are use to make paper, tissue paper or you are being use to make furniture if you are use for furniture you are safe, if you are use for tissue paper there are two things involve is either you are being used by a man or you are being used by a woman if you are being used by a man u re safe, if you are being used by a woman there are two things involve is either she use you from the back or she use you from the front if u are being used from the back u are safe if u re being used from the front there re two things involve is either you contact gonorrhea or you contact hiv if you contact gonorrhea you are safe if you contact hiv there is only one thing involve you will DIE, AIDS is for real, lets try and play safe |
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
nice thuggie. its been a while u know? |
Re: Two Things by Lolabbey: 3:25pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
u too try thuggy |
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 3:31pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
nice write up keep it down ![]() |
Re: Two Things by yysl: 4:02pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
tytylayor:kip-t-up |
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 4:10pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
olodo ![]() wen somtin is already write up, u kip it down for pple to see and read ![]() u tink everybody is as tall as u ![]() ![]() |
Re: Two Things by origina9ja(f): 4:27pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
true talk love this
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Re: Two Things by romsky: 4:35pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
tyty o gnadun at all d kudos goes to Bright Alias Basket mouth |
Re: Two Things by D1KeleVra(m): 8:41pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Nice "write down" as tyty says! ![]() |
Re: Two Things by mykali(m): 8:47pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
e don tay i see thuggie oh. even if i had to look for my glasses to read the whole thing it was worth reading ![]() |
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
yeah it is |
Re: Two Things by ThugLife1(m): 3:23pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
Clem clem How u dey? |
Re: Two Things by romsky: 3:46pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
i dey fyn |
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 3:59pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
Eh! Clemcy,tyty.I miss both of una die.What of all my other Old School friends? |
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 4:37pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
i miss u too dear, howz life? |
Re: Two Things by romsky: 4:39pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
lyf has been treating me fairly |
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 4:53pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
i nor no where all this tatafos come from @aristo how parole ![]() |
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 4:55pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
in fact missingitis dey trouble my life seriously |
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 5:25pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
TY Hey! Parole is moving men! |
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 5:26pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
@Clemcy LIfe ain't baed.I'm ok |
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 5:34pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
i can see |
Re: Two Things by D1KeleVra(m): 7:02pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
Me too! |
Re: Two Things by origina9ja(f): 1:14pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
what is all this missing you business here ![]() ![]() no flirting abi this is a socialising thread no missing you comment unless you miss me ![]() |
Re: Two Things by Lolabbey: 1:22pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
u wan miss u |
Re: Two Things by sweetliet: 1:40pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
na romade i for miss if not that he fell into a guter last night after 5bottles of kenken |
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 2:01pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
Im dey enter ur body gradually. Soon u go dey miss people too. |
Re: Two Things by yysl: 2:19pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
when entering human body take it slowly ooo, save journey |
Re: Two Things by D1KeleVra(m): 5:53pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
origina dey fear say everybody go marry leave am. |
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