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Two Things by ThugLife1(m): 4:30pm On Mar 17, 2009
how far naaw,
una well done oo
u know, im not a very happy man
there are some things that has been happening that i dont really like about the world in general
but let me tell you these
u see in this life we live, there are TWO THINGS involve.
Is either you are a man or a woman,
if you are a woman you are safe, but if you are a man, there are two things involve
is either you are a civilian or you are in the military
if you are a civilian, you are safe, but if you are in the military there are two things involve
is either you are in the office or you are at the war front
if you are in the office you are safe, but if you are in the war front, there are two things involve
is either u kill somebody or somebody kills you
if u kill somebody you are safe, but if somebody kills you there are two things involve
is either you are being buried or your body is used as a manure
if you are being buried you are safe, if ur body is used as a manure there are two things involve
is either you are use to grow plants,flowers or you are use for tress
if you are used for flowers you are safe, but if you are used for trees there are two things involve
is either you are use to make paper, tissue paper or you are being use to make furniture
if you are use for furniture you are safe, if you are use for tissue paper there are two things involve
is either you are being used by a man or you are being used by a woman
if you are being used by a man u re safe, if you are being used by a woman there are two things involve
is either she use you from the back or she use you from the front
if u are being used from the back u are safe if u re being used from the front there re two things involve
is either you contact gonorrhea or you contact hiv
if you contact gonorrhea you are safe if you contact hiv there is only one thing involve
you will DIE, AIDS is for real, lets try and play safe
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2009
nice thuggie.

its been a while u know?
Re: Two Things by Lolabbey: 3:25pm On Mar 18, 2009
u too try thuggy
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 3:31pm On Mar 18, 2009
nice write up

keep it down grin
Re: Two Things by yysl: 4:02pm On Mar 18, 2009
tytylayor:

nice write up
correct
keep it down grin
kip-t-up
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 4:10pm On Mar 18, 2009
olodo tongue

wen somtin is already write up, u kip it down for pple to see and read wink

u tink everybody is as tall as u tongue, u no even pity romade angry
Re: Two Things by origina9ja(f): 4:27pm On Mar 18, 2009
true talk
love this

Re: Two Things by romsky: 4:35pm On Mar 18, 2009
tyty o gnadun at all

d kudos goes to Bright Alias Basket mouth
Re: Two Things by D1KeleVra(m): 8:41pm On Mar 18, 2009
Nice "write down" as tyty says! smiley Thugger I hail!
Re: Two Things by mykali(m): 8:47pm On Mar 18, 2009
e don tay i see thuggie oh.

even if i had to look for my glasses to read the whole thing

it was worth reading   cool
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Mar 19, 2009
yeah it is
Re: Two Things by ThugLife1(m): 3:23pm On Mar 19, 2009
Clem clem
How u dey?
Re: Two Things by romsky: 3:46pm On Mar 19, 2009
i dey fyn
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 3:59pm On Mar 19, 2009
Eh! Clemcy,tyty.I miss both of una die.What of all my other Old School friends?
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 4:37pm On Mar 19, 2009
i miss u too dear, howz life?
Re: Two Things by romsky: 4:39pm On Mar 19, 2009
lyf has been treating me fairly
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 4:53pm On Mar 19, 2009
i nor no where all this tatafos come from

@aristo

how parole wink miss ya jor
Re: Two Things by clemcykul(f): 4:55pm On Mar 19, 2009
in fact missingitis dey trouble my life seriously
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 5:25pm On Mar 19, 2009
TY
Hey! Parole is moving men!
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 5:26pm On Mar 19, 2009
@Clemcy

LIfe ain't baed.I'm ok
Re: Two Things by tytylayor: 5:34pm On Mar 19, 2009
i can see
Re: Two Things by D1KeleVra(m): 7:02pm On Mar 19, 2009
Me too!
Re: Two Things by origina9ja(f): 1:14pm On Mar 20, 2009
what is all this missing you business here
no flirting abi this is a socialising thread



no missing you comment unless you miss me sad
Re: Two Things by Lolabbey: 1:22pm On Mar 20, 2009
u wan miss u
Re: Two Things by sweetliet: 1:40pm On Mar 20, 2009
na romade i for miss if not that he fell into a guter last night after 5bottles of kenken
Re: Two Things by aristole(m): 2:01pm On Mar 20, 2009
Im dey enter ur body gradually.
Soon u go dey miss people too.
Re: Two Things by yysl: 2:19pm On Mar 20, 2009
when entering human body
take it slowly ooo,

save journey
Re: Two Things by D1KeleVra(m): 5:53pm On Mar 20, 2009
origina dey fear say everybody go marry leave am.

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