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CelebritiesRe: Adventures Of Xage : Chapter 1 by 24Bauer(op): 10:18am On Nov 15, 2017
CHAPTER TWO
Pablo no get chill at all, he came to my house the next day so we both can go and see motivator.
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Motivator is another area terrorist on his own, if you want to deal with someone just call motivator and he will do and over do the job sef. Don’t be deceived by his name, the only things he motivates is crime, terror and women. I think that Pablo knew him because they both share similar interest “WOMEN”.
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At first, i did not want to follow Pablo but i decided to follow him because everything that happened the previous day were indirectly my fault
After passing many bushes and bad roads we eventually reached motivators favorite joint. Come and see smoking and drinking, the one those guys in Kemi’s compound were doing was small. The guys and girls were smoking too much that my shirt started smelling strong weed. Me wey no smoke don high already.
Pablo told me to sit on a chair while he went and whispered something to one of the guys on the next table, the guy then stood up and went inside.
Pablo came and sat with me, he told me that motivator was coming, some skeleton girls with short skirts came to our table and started shaking their buttocks. I did not know what they think they were shaking because all i saw was bones not yansh but trust Pablo na, he did not hesitate to grab one.
Motivator came out some minutes later, he came out shirtless exposing his sagging breasts that is bigger than kemi’s own sef and his big belle. He was escorted by some plumpy girls and the guy that went to inform him of our presence.
He sat with us while the girls were doing the Job of massaging his breasts as if to remove milk from it. “Pablo and Xage, how far na, wetin carry una come my side, i dey think say una don forget me”. He said to us and at the same time drinking his hot gin. “


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CelebritiesAdventures Of Xage : Chapter 1 by 24Bauer(op): 10:13am On Nov 15, 2017
CHAPTER ONE
“Guy you fall my hand oo”, Pablo said laughing, “So ordinary bucket of water, you cannot carry? Abeg no de follow me anytime i dey go gym”. I totally ignored him, i was busy removing my shirt that have being designed with kpotokpoto as my bush guys go call am. (I dunno why people will pronounce kpotokpoto when it’s English word is just “mud”, a three letter word).
“No worry the girl go gree for you, we will go to her house tomorrow evening and na the last time i go help you with this girl matter”, Pablo told me still shining his teeth like a roasted goat.
Pablo has laid ten girls in five months while i have not even kiss one. Choi, my village people must be monitoring me with satellite, maybe i should go and meet my mom for prayers. My mom can fire prayer eh, sometimes i usually pity the demons she binds. Anything that happen in our home is always spiritual to my mom even when you are bitten by a mosquito, to her it’s an evil mosquito from her father’s side, she will want to anoint or wash it with holy water.
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After playing pes for like 5


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