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Scientists by blissieng(op): 12:33am On Mar 21, 2009
Scientists

Once at a conference, three scientists: an American,
a German and a Nigerian, were talking and bragging
about the
technological advances their respective countries
have
achieved in the field of medicine.

Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby
boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial
forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has
become
an Olympic boxer and a gold medalist at that!"

The German replied, "That's nothing to what we
have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl
born without legs,we attached artificial legs on
her, she is 3 times marathon gold medalistin the
Olympics!!"

The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all
you have done,just gold medalist? In Abeokuta, we
had a baby boy born without a head! We attached a
coconut
to his neck and he is the ex-president!!!
Re: Scientists by Datweence(m): 4:16am On Mar 21, 2009
Nice joke. Best I've read 2nyt.
Re: Scientists by blissieng(op): 9:18am On Mar 21, 2009
Fanks!!! grin
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