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The Date! by blissieng(op): 4:59pm On Mar 31, 2009
Young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys." "He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted, "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family, " Granny fainted
Re: The Date! by Lolabbey: 5:03pm On Mar 31, 2009
som1 is gonna u 4 teft of intelectual property
Re: The Date! by romsky: 5:10pm On Mar 31, 2009
i concur
Re: The Date! by Lolabbey: 5:12pm On Mar 31, 2009
so many will still do d same
Re: The Date! by blissieng(op): 5:13pm On Mar 31, 2009
Not me, def. I pasted here, grin
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