The Prime Minister of Israel, sits down with the prime minister of Palestine Abbas at the beginning of negotiations to resolve the conflict. The Prime Minister of Isreal requests that he be allowed to begin with a story. Abbas agrees.

The Israeli begins his story:
Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here,
Moses led them for 40 years through the desert.
The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing ---including Moses.

When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing. “Who took my clothes?” Moses asked those around him.

"It was the Palestinians,” replied the Israelites.

Wait a minute,” objected Abbas immediately, "there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"

"All right," replied the Israeli Prime Minister, "now that we've got that settled, lets begin our negotiations."

Bustin my ballz!
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Man i love that joke keep it up

y sam dey praise himself?

i wonder ohh but lizard wey fall down from palm tree surpose to praise himself naaa

romade:

y sam dey praise himself?

donsponky:

i wonder ohh but lizard wey fall down from palm tree surpose to praise himself naaa

na you be lizard

who?? me??