There was this naija guy who was attending a meeting in France. He didn't speak much French. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting.

While they were where having sex, she kept yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise and appreciation for his technique. So he kept going even faster.

The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. To praise the guy, he yelled, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX !"

They all looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong hole?"