₦airaland Forum

DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their
assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too
as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. 8 pencil trousers 5 jeans
2. 13 T-shirts.
3. No wife
4.No Son, and no daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Seven shoes + 3 allstar convas
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream
11. Three GSM (2 techno & 1 BBQ10).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubọ iṣu).
13. Six ankara + 4 SENATORS
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. Rug and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch HISENSE Plasma Tv.
21 1 girlfriend
22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
23. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N1,005 @Uba Bank @firstbank N85 @sterlingbank N8,000
24. One laptop
25. Three and half packet of condoms

u try

lol You try. More grease your elbow.

However, declaration of assets is for public office holders.

Moreover, you should endeavour to place a monetary worth of these 'assets' you have declared without persuasion.