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My Asset Declaration by Amustical(m): 12:27pm On Sep 10, 2015
BREAKING NEWS!!!

Following the assets declaration by President Buhari, I hereby declare my assets:

1. One hot drink
2. Six toothbrushes
3. One fowl (missing)
4. Two boxers
5. One tuber of yam
6. Three tyres
7. Four slippers and other otormorkpor items.

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Re: My Asset Declaration by joewizzy247: 12:32pm On Sep 10, 2015
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