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...Just to spice your weekend#
I called MTN's customer care number, a
lady picked and we had this conversation.

LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for
calling MTN customer care service, my
name is Joy, what's your name and where
are you calling from?

ME: Hello, good evening, my name is
James Elumelu and I'm calling from Lagos
state.

LADY: How may I help you, Mr. Elumelu?
ME: I'm looking for a wife to marry.

LADY: Is that why you called the
customer care service?

ME: Yes and I think I'm already in love
with you... You know you have a very
nice voice.

LADY: Hellooo! Please, we only attend to
issues about your MTN line, okay?

ME: Yes o... This is an issue about my
MTN line too, because I spend much
credit calling so many girls asking them
about marriage.

LADY: Please! I would have to put an end
to this call!

ME: Baby, don't talk like that now... I
promise to make you happy. You would
be happy with me. Can I have your
number please?

LADY: (hissing) Hey Mr. man, I think
something is wrong with you!...

ME: (cutting in) Hey, hold it there... I
hope you can now feel how frustrating it
is to receive a call and hear rubbish?!
From today henceforth, tell every other
staff there including yourself that nobody
should call me with a funny number only
for it to be an advert or send me those
nonsense messages you guys disturb my
phone with daily!
(Some guys may want to try this... Be
ready to re-reguster your SIM again and
again if you do)

Make una no try am oo....

The point couldn't hv been better presented. Good thinking. The problem is, was the point taken?

If you call again and talk to joy like that, I will kill you!!! Joy is for me