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Wise by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 28, 2015
You were born in a first class hopital, I was delivered at home we both survived. You went to a private primary xkul and I went to a public xkull, we both ended in the same high xkull. You woke up from the bed and I woke from the floor, we both had a peacefull nihgt rest Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we both still cover our nakednes. You ate fried rice and roasted chicken, I ate local made food but we both still ate to our satisfaction. You ride an lexus jeep, Range rovers, G wagon, Hummar jeep and I use public transport but we still got to our various destination
Re: Wise by chocolateme(f): 5:37pm On Sep 28, 2015
Lol though I doubt that sleeping on the floor and bed matter.

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