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| Crowd Control by Seun(mod): 7:09am On Oct 09, 2006 |
A Lagosian was minding his business one day when a woman started shouting "thief, thief". He looked around and saw that many people were running towards him, so he started running away, but they caught him. He tried his best to convince the crowd that he didn't steal anything, but they wouldn't listen. They asked him, "do you have any partners in crime?". He said "Yes, all the people in this crowd are my partners in crime. They are the ones that sent me to steal". So they poured petrol on each other and burnt themselves to death, allowing the innocent man to escape. 2 Likes |
| Re: Crowd Control by Alexos(m): 9:22am On Oct 09, 2006 |
What a Story!!!  They are all DUNCE!!!  |
| Re: Crowd Control by Seun(mod): 2:56pm On Oct 09, 2006 |
Hehe. Thanks. Who else likes the joke? If you didn't find it funny, please report yourself! |
| Re: Crowd Control by tosinadeda: 6:59pm On Oct 10, 2006 |
Wut a joke |
| Re: Crowd Control by toyboy1(m): 5:59pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
so repulsive n dry  |
| Re: Crowd Control by Seun(mod): 10:32pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
Chie. I don suffer! 1 Like |
| Re: Crowd Control by Yemih: 7:07am On Oct 12, 2006 |
Dat was senseless of dem. Doesnt giv any sense. Seun,im new here, so giv me bettr jokes. Cheers |
| Re: Crowd Control by Mystique(f): 5:57pm On Jan 05, 2007 |
Lol, i thot it was funny and ridiculous |
| Re: Crowd Control by lilmadam(f): 11:57am On Jan 08, 2007 |
dryyyyyyyyy |
| Re: Crowd Control by Eeyore(m): 3:52pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
Seun, are u sure u are not on some cheap drug? This is no joke, man. |
| Re: Crowd Control by 2old4that(m): 4:54pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
@ topic That was simply Crowd of Morons! |
| Re: Crowd Control by Seun(mod): 5:00pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
My point exactly! |
| Re: Crowd Control by marlet01(m): 5:33pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
@ Seun The joke was not that bad, ok? |
| Re: Crowd Control by Seun(mod): 5:37pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
Thanks!  |
| Re: Crowd Control by CrazyMan(m): 8:48pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
Nice joke seun |
| Re: Crowd Control by robby1(m): 10:17pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
nice try. If you keep posting jokes, you will do better. |
| Re: Crowd Control by focus(m): 10:42am On Jan 09, 2007 |
| wisdom is profitable to direct. na so bible talk am. that was great. |
| Re: Crowd Control by CrazyMan(m): 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2007 |
Let's get realistic that joke was funny. |
| Re: Crowd Control by jaguda(m): 3:36pm On Jan 09, 2007 |
Seun, are u sure u were not the one about to be lynched? sounds like it! |
| Re: Crowd Control by Nobody: 3:50am On Jul 11, 2015 |
Seun:Very dry joke. |
| Re: Crowd Control by BossTtdiamonds(m): 7:33am On Jul 11, 2015 |
creamycute:Honestly speaking you're right... The suppossed joke was really really stale.... |
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