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The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:14am On Oct 19, 2015
The biggest example of corruption is a wedding
ceremony
where people will spray You and your spouse
only 200
naira and still eat rice, chicken and drink which
sums up To
over N1500...
The worse is they will wrap broom and packer
for You as
Gift..


Una go tell me if I tell una say I be cleaner..
Is that not corruption? Imagine! people are
wicked!..
So I've decided, on my wedding day when me
and my sweetheart will be dancing, people wont
spray us directly,
they will be putting the Money on a tray for All
eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive Your
food as follows:

No Money: Pure water and tooth pick

N200: White Rice without meat + pure water

N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke

N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + malt

N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken +
malt

N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself..

No cheating!.. Because some people wey don
dey fast for the past 21days go wan use my
wedding as an avenue to break their fast!..
I don outsmart una, no Money no food for You..
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:29am On Oct 19, 2015
Hahahahahaha....this is exciting!!!!
But why inviting those ppol who shudnt be there anyway? grin
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:36am On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
Hahahahahaha....this is exciting!!!!
But why inviting those ppol who shudnt be there anyway? grin
because if u dnt invite dem dey will still cum
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:43am On Oct 19, 2015
opeyemiie:
because if u dnt invite dem dey will still cum
Oohh really? Maybe never set up ur reception in the village...have it in the hotel intead where u can order RSVP cheesy tat way, u can ensure who will come and tats all counted wink
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:52am On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
Oohh really? Maybe never set up ur reception in the village...have it in the hotel intead where u can order RSVP cheesy tat way, u can ensure who will come and tats all counted wink
u knw hw important sum ppl r bt u dnt really nid dem dey r jst dere
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nicolars(m): 7:17am On Oct 19, 2015
Lol...
Abi na
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 7:49am On Oct 19, 2015
Nicolars:
Lol...
Abi na
nasoo nw
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 9:07pm On Oct 19, 2015
seriously dis is funny
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 9:48pm On Oct 20, 2015
opeyemiie:
The biggest example of corruption is a wedding
ceremony
where people will spray You and your spouse
only 200
naira and still eat rice, chicken and drink which
sums up To
over N1500...
The worse is they will wrap broom and packer
for You as
Gift..


Una go tell me if I tell una say I be cleaner..
Is that not corruption? Imagine! people are
wicked!..
So I've decided, on my wedding day when me
and my sweetheart will be dancing, people wont
spray us directly,
they will be putting the Money on a tray for All
eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive Your
food as follows:

No Money: Pure water and tooth pick

N200: White Rice without meat + pure water

N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke

N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + malt

N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken +
malt

N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself..

No cheating!.. Because some people wey don
dey fast for the past 21days go wan use my
wedding as an avenue to break their fast!..
I don outsmart una, no Money no food for You..
no money no food #gbam
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