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Make a request in three words. You have to be specific, the Nairaland member that replies will grant your request. I start first:

Make a bow

Clean my toilet

granted.

@ topic,

Come join me!

granted

leave me

granted


dance with me

Im soooooooo getting jiggy wit ya



Wash my car

no qualms!

come watch me.

no shaking

drink soured milk

Amigoz:
Im soooooooo getting jiggy wit ya

Wash my car

@post
gumbbling nah

teach me ₂ swim?

thats 5 words girl

@topic
well drown 2getha cos boy cant swim

eat with me

i don change am

@topic
granted

cry with me

y me:
i don change am

@topic
granted

cry with me

granted

@topic - laugh with me

ROTFLMAO! granted.



Buy me cake

buy and feed u - granted

listen 2 ma kinda music

as long as i can get to dance bring it on




Cook for me

granted



smile with me

hold my hands

in as much it has something holdable, granted

run with me

to any depth I will,  granted   

hold me tighter

y? are u about to fall?



Play chess wit me

granted, but you will have to teach me

sing with me

Thot u'd neva ask come hia lets sing a duet




Teach yme and myself how to play chess

thats my sweetie, have really missed u

where have _u been?

buzy buzy buzy u know ow it is sis Missed u loads tis gd 2 c u.




Come dine with _me

miss you more and wait cause am coming with my cutleries to the table

this meal _is delicious, _{can i have some more?}

You are welcome to have more than more, especially 4 u




What will u _{like 2 drink}

thats my darling, i will love to have red label missed with cocacola

can _i spend _the night _here

Mi castle ur castle lay ur head darling


_{Do u want me} 2 wake u?

Suck My D***. . . . . . .
not what u thinking jor. . . . it's something else

Not granted

Go to Hell

if that is what you want, granted

go and bath