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A friend of mine went for an interview in a pharmaceutical company on Friday, during the interview, the MD of the company asked her (my friend), " IF THE HUMAN BODY WAS A COUNTRY WITH A FUNCTIONAL SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT, WHAT NAMES OF MINISTRIES WOULD BE GIVEN TO THE FOLLOWING ORGANS? ALSO PROVIDE AN EXPLANATION FOR YOUR ANSWER

THE HEART
THE BRAIN
THE KIDNEY
THE LIVER
THE STOMACH
THE EYE

Mods Front page please

Hmmmm

Hope there won't be merger in the ministries?

oluvick:
Hope there won't be merger in the ministries?

yea i forgot she said merger is allowed in some organs

Mayne! Where's ma thinking cap.. And ma dancing shoes, to dance after i figure something out!

Lordave:
Man!

Heart- Ministry of Power

Brain- Ministry Finance (information for fit here more)

Kidney- Ministry of Works

Liver- Ministry of Defence

Stomach- Ministry of Petroleum/ Solid Mineral Resources

Eye- Ministry of Information

cool bro but you have to explain it in relation to their functions in the human body

Nawa o. Another end time interview question

Toosure70:
Nawa o. Another end time interview question

you are quite right.

witches are too many here.

Lordave:
No, you didn't say that in the main post.

yea I know, I forgot to put it.. Communication should fit more for the brain, and the heart should be transport.. Though I would break it down for you later ( according to her)

Lordave:
Man!

Heart- Ministry of Power

Brain- Ministry Finance (information for fit here more)

Kidney- Ministry of Works

Liver- Ministry of Defence

Stomach- Ministry of Petroleum/ Solid Mineral Resources

Eye- Ministry of Information

[b]Heart- Power: Keeps the blood flowing for proper economic activities in the body. Power is what even your pet enjoys the functions, so the most useless part of your body cannot function properly without the electricity and energy your heart supplies constantly.

Brain- Finance: every part of your body, organ or arm of government is as good as dormant/dead if your brain or finance ministry is not functioning.
The Brain controls all parts of your body, you need it not only to survive but also thrive just like every government would like to have NOI and Kemi Adeosun together heading it's finance ministry.

Kidney- Just like Fashola, this organ is a workaholic. It's sanitary inclination cannot be compared with any other ministry except Works. Works is is is is ask Fashola.

Liver- I didn't know I answered this one.

Anyway, it destroys toxin and produces bile, that alone should let you know that it's function is comparable to our Defence ministry that destroys Boko Haram and installs serenity.


Stomach- Petroleum and Solid Mineral Resources: Just as Nigeria houses hundreds of resources within its border to aid development, so is the stomach. From Egusi and Oha soup to Plantain and Reiz Continental Milk bread with egg and a soft drink, these resources aids body development.

Eyes- Information: LIE Mohammed cannot be feeding us with all sorts of information if he, at least, doesn't have an eye.
It's unarguable our eye is the most dominant source of information dissemination to the brain, it feeds the Finance ministry(the brain) with visionary information for proper running of the other agencies of a government. [/b]

Hw much be the take home pay self, when them day ask this kind question.


Heart- Ministry of Power

Brain- Ministry of Communication

Kidney- Ministry of Works

Liver- Ministry of Defence

Stomach- Ministry of Labour and Productivity

Eye- Ministry of Information

Lordave:
Ok.

Call on the mods to take it to front page, let's get diverse opinion.

I've done that bro

Toosure70:
Nawa o. Another end time interview question

end time indeed