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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door,


The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.


"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three
o'clock in the morning."


He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he
answers "Did you help him?" she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning
and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be
ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets
dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.


































































































































































"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

lol yea now that's funny

lmaoooooo nice one ble ble

fanx!

done already.

:p

Pls tel d truth. Dis is nt funy.

Come on gal. Lighten up

this joke sucks!

bu hoo!

Im less concern

about alimat k-legs

bu hoo hoo!

bliss,

I need a push

alimat 2:
Im less concern

You think? I mean seeing that u have nothng do do on earth

Ha ha ha!

Funny!

blissieng:
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door,


The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.


"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three
o'clock in the morning."


He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he
answers "Did you help him?" she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning
and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three
months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be
ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets
dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.






































































"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

searching for laugh . . . . . . . . . Not funny! Try again

fanx mi dear!

romade:
ble e funny by fire by force o jare

Pls dont flatar her.

Recoverd:
Pls tel d truth. Dis is nt funy.

blissieng:
fanx mi dear!

wat r u feeling like?

I feel like correcting you.

busybody20:
Pls dont flatar her.
wat r u feeling like?

its flatter! not flatar.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

use the air freshner or get out of there n stop making noise!

blissieng:
I feel like correcting you.

its flatter! not flatar.

thanks. Na key board error

busybody20:
thanks. Na key board error

I've never sen any ones nose grow so long so fast!

I rest mi case!