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As I was passing near an Army barracks and was pressed, so I decided to help myself using their fence, not seeing the inscription which read "#don'turinatekeepoff#" as I was opening my trousers a girl passed and was laughing at me, I looked back and thought may be my trousers tore from the back but it's not. So I hissed at her and pour out the full content, not knowing I am being watched, that's why the girl was laughing. After I decided to turn back, loh and behold I heard stop there, I thought it was a voice from God just the way Moses heard God speaking to him. I turned and saw the man telling me to come here, I moved towards him and he points at the inscription and before I could say sorry, I have received an hot slap which made me to ran like Usain Bolt, he told me to stop there which I did and was told to do 20 frog jumps. I now remember why the lady was laughing when I was about to pee..... It was a real bad day, have learnt my learns Sha.....