₦airaland Forum

I know this looks rather too long but it's a fun thing to do if u're bored. . .



[b]Name:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Height:
Profession:
Relationship Status:
Religious Belief:
Favourite Color:
Favourite Car:
Favourite Movie:
Hobby:
Favourite Song:
Favourite Singer:
Favourite Writer/Author:
Favourite Book:
Favourite School Subject:
Favourite Vacation Destination:
Favourite Food:
Favourite Restaurant:
Favourite Animal:
Favourite Store:
Favourite Celebrity:
Favourite Childhood Pal:
Favourite Childhood Memory:
Favourite School you’ve once attended:
Favourite Country:
Favourite nairaland member:
Favourite Baby Name:
Favourite Person in your life:
Favourite Facebook Application:
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Big Mac or Whopper:
Coke or Pepsi:
Beer or Wine:
Coffee or Tea:
Apple Juice or Orange Juice:
Facebook or MySpace:
Summer or winter:
Autumn or spring:
Windows or Mac:
Cats or Dogs:
Your mum or your dad:
Your sis or your bro:
Your uncle or your aunt:
Your cousins or your friends:
Boxers or Briefs:
Rain or Sunshine:
United States or Canada:
Nigeria or London:
Potato chips or Popcorn:
Salty or sweet:
Bitter or sour:
Plane or ship:
Morning or night:
Movie or novel:
Drama or Comedy:
Action or horror:
Walk or Drive:
Money or love:
Black or white:
Red or black:
Breakfast or dinner:
Forgiveness or Revenge:
Excited or neutral:
Bully or being bullied:
House or apartment:
Christmas or new year:
Boobs or a$$:
DO YOU
Have any pets:
Have children:
Smoke:
Drink:
Exercise:
Spend half of your day on a social networking site:
Play any sport:
Belong to an organisation:
Love your job/school:
Love to cook:
Play an instrument:
Sing:
Dance:
Speak more than 2 languages:
Ice skate:
Swim:
Paint:
Write:
Ski:
Juggle:
Have you ever
Stolen anything:
Been drunk before noon:
Had sex in public:
Seen your parents have sex:
Got caught telling a lie:
Got a speeding ticket:
Been arrested:
Littered:
Cheated on a test or exam:
Cheated in your relationship:
Failed a class:
Eaten food off the floor:
Stuck gum under a desk:
Ran away from home or your family:
Wished you were someone else:
Cried during a movie:
Had a one night stand:
Describe yourself in one word:
Biggest fear:
Biggest mistake:
Your proudest accomplishment:
#1 Priority in your life:
Dream job:
What do you believe in:
Special talent:
Where are u right now:
Where would you rather be:
Famous person you wish to meet:
Place to visit before you die:
Song played at your funeral:
Have you laughed until you cried:
Have you found out who your true friend is:
Met someone who changed you:
Kissed anyone on your friends list:
What were you doing at midnight last night:
Name something you cannot wait for:
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah:
What are you listening to right now:
What is the one thing you wish could change your life:
Last time you saw your father:
Most visited website:
Ever had a surgery:
Do you have a piercing:
Name of your first best friend:
NOYF pet:
NOYF vacation:
NOYF concert:
NOYF crush:
Maybe you should do what now:
What don’t you understand:
You have lots of respect for:
Meaning of your display name:
You never want to lose:
You get annoyed when:
Do you like parties:[/b]

brb

u 4gt erm erm erm . . . . . . .

una no dey ask 1 kweshun ni

which kewshun remain?

Yes to Quest.

sima why not lead by example,

Bbeee:
sima why not lead by example,

lloll. . . i'm not yet bored

I will be back in ~~~~6 Years~~~!!

Sima is a witch and to be antiwitch i have to fill all this shit.

Name: Phemi o.
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Black n White. lol
Height: Too Short
Profession: Accountant
Relationship Status: Married to y me, Chi-baby, Amigoz, Ziggy_Mama.
No. of Children: They refuse to give me child
Religious Belief: Allah is One
Favourite Color: Green
Favourite Car: Rolls Royce
Favourite Movie: Ilu Awon Aje
Hobby: Nairaland
Favourite Song: Hero
Favourite Singer: Mariah Carey
Favourite Writer/Author: Adamu Adamu
Favourite Book: My Econmics Note Book. lol
Favourite School Subject: Economics
Favourite Vacation Destination: Nairaland. Lol.
Favourite Food: Rice with lot of chicken. You know
Favourite Restaurant: Mega Taste
Favourite Animal: Animal like Human Being
Favourite Store:
Favourite Celebrity: Lil wayne
Favourite Childhood Pal: Sheriffdeen
Favourite Childhood Memory: When I use to hear what my mum say through her back
Favourite School you’ve once attended: St. Andrew
Favourite Country: Argentina (Coz of Messi)
Favourite Nairaland member: They're too much
Favourite Baby Name:
Favourite Person in your life: Mum
Favourite Facebook Application:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream lol
Big Mac or Whopper: Big Mac
Coke or Pepsi: Coca Cola lol
Beer or Wine: Intoxicated liquid lol
Coffee or Tea: Mixture of Milo, Milk n Sugar
Apple Juice or Orange Juice: Apple Juice
Facebook or MySpace: Facebook
Summer or winter: Dry Season lol
Autumn or spring: Spring
Windows or Mac: Windows
Cats or Dogs: Cat! (One cat, too many of the gives wahala)
Your mum or your dad: Mum
Your sis or your bro: Bro
Your uncle or your aunt: Uncle
Your cousins or your friends: Cousin
Boxers or Briefs: Boxer
Rain or Sunshine: Rain
United States or Canada: Argentina (Coz of messi)
Nigeria or London: London
Potato chips or Popcorn: Potato chips
Salty or sweet: Sweety
Bitter or sour: Bitter
Plane or ship: Plane
Morning or night: Night
Movie or novel: Movie
Drama or Comedy: Comedy
Action or horror: Horror
Walk or Drive: Drive
Money or love: Money
Black or white: White
Red or black: Red
Breakfast or dinner: Dinner
Forgiveness or Revenge: Revenge
Excited or neutral: Excited
Bully or being bullied: Bully
House or apartment: Apartment
Christmas or new year: New Year
Boobs or a$$: Ass
DO YOU
Have any pets: Yes
Have children: Y me, Amigoz, Chi-baby refuse to give me
Smoke: No
Drink: Table water
Exercise: Yes
Spend half of your day on a social networking site: Yes
Play any sport: Sport
Belong to an organisation: Yes
Love your job/school: Yes
Love to cook: No
Play an instrument: No
Sing: No
Dance: I dance Yahoozee lol
Speak more than 2 languages: EnglishHausaglish, Pidginglish, Yorubaglish. lol
Ice skate: For where
Swim: Yop
Paint: No
Write: Yes
Ski: no
Juggle: No
Have you ever
Stolen anything: Yes
Been drunk before noon: No
Had sex in public: Yes with Sima. Silly question
Seen your parents have sex: Sima is a withch
Got caught telling a lie: Yes
Got a speeding ticket: Not
Been arrested: No
Littered: No
Cheated on a test or exam: Yes
Cheated in your relationship: Yes
Failed a class: Yes
Eaten food off the floor: No
Stuck gum under a desk: Yes
Ran away from home or your family: No
Wished you were someone else: Yes
Cried during a movie: No
Had a one night stand: No
Describe yourself in one word: Cute
Biggest fear: Allah
Biggest mistake: Being a Nigerian
Your proudest accomplishment: My Rolls Royce.
#1 Priority in your life: Mum
Dream job: Accountaning
What do you believe in: Allah
Special talent: Computing
Where are u right now: Nairaland
Where would you rather be: Nairaland. lol
Famous person you wish to meet: Lil wayne
Place to visit before you die: Argentina (to see messi)
Song played at your funeral:
Have you laughed until you cried: No
Have you found out who your true friend is: Yes
Met someone who changed you: Yes
Kissed anyone on your friends list: Yes
What were you doing at midnight last night: Dreaming
Name something you cannot wait for: Mad Dog
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: Yes
What are you listening to right now:Lil wayne- lolly pop-remix
What is the one thing you wish could change your life: Money
Last time you saw your father: 3 years ago (he’s dead)
Most visited website: Nairaland
Ever had a surgery: No
Do you have a piercing: No
Name of your first best friend: Sheriff
NOYF pet: What you mean?
NOYF vacation: What you mean?
NOYF concert: What you mean?
NOYF crush: What you mean?
Maybe you should do what now: Post this shit
What don’t you understand: NOYF pet, NOYF vacation, NOYF concert n NOYF crush
You have lots of respect for: Mum n Dad
Meaning of your display name: Phemi
You never want to lose: My dad but i did.
You get annoyed when: am annoyed.
Do you like parties: Yes

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Sai an juma

Name: Mukina

Hair Color:Brown and black

Eye Color:pink

Height:5ft11.555555

Profession: International thief

Relationship Status:Married

Religious Belief:Islam

Favourite Color: Blue

Favourite Car:land rover range rover sports

Favourite Movie:Tom and Jerry

Hobby: collecting my babies

Favourite Song:Pangolo rhythm 

Favourite Singer: plenty

Favourite Writer/Author: dem plenty

Favourite Book:Slam!

Favourite School Subject:Literature

Favourite Vacation Destination: Kech

Favourite Food:Thola

Favourite Restaurant: Sultans

Favourite Animal: Dog

Favourite Store: MJG

Favourite Celebrity:Arsenal FC

Favourite Childhood Pal:Fati

Favourite Childhood Memory:

Favourite School you’ve once attended: FBC

Favourite Country:Freetown Rep

Favourite nairaland member: Mukinatrix

Favourite Baby Name:Baby K

Favourite Person in your life: 

Favourite Facebook Application:han han

Chocolate or Vanilla:choc

Big Mac or Whopper:none

Coke or Pepsi:none

Beer or Wine:none

Coffee or Tea:none

Apple Juice or Orange Juice:orange

Facebook or MySpace:fb

Summer or winter:summer

Autumn or spring: spring

Windows or Mac: mac

Cats or Dogs:dogs

Your mum or your dad:mum and dad

Your sis or your bro:bro and sis

Your uncle or your aunt:aunt and uncle

Your cousins or your friends: na winch

Boxers or Briefs:boxers

Rain or Sunshine:rain!

United States or Canada:

Nigeria or London:

Potato chips or Popcorn: both

Salty or sweet:salty

Bitter or sour:sour

Plane or ship:none

Morning or night:night

Movie or novel:novel

Drama or Comedy:comedy

Action or horror: err

Walk or Drive:walk

Money or love:

Black or white:black

Red or black:black

Breakfast or dinner: both

Forgiveness or Revenge:the big R

Excited or neutral: both

Bully or being bullied: 

House or apartment: amebo

Christmas or new year: none

Boobs or a$$:none

DO YOU
Have any pets:no

Have children:yes, 

Smoke:no

Drink:no

Exercise:sometimes

Spend half of your day on a social networking site:sometimes

Play any sport:yes

Belong to an organisation: yes

Love your job/school: err   

Love to cook:yeah

Play an instrument:yeah

Sing:yeah

Dance:yes

Speak more than 2 languages:yes

Ice skate:na winch

Swim:i resemble iice?

Paint: yes

Write:yes

Ski:no i resemble ika?

Juggle:no

Have you ever
Stolen anything:yes

Been drunk before noon:no

Had sex in public:yes with ika and iice

Seen your parents have sex: na wetin naw

Got caught telling a lie:no  way 

Got a speeding ticket:for where?

Been arrested:for?

Littered:guilty

Cheated on a test or exam:no

Cheated in your relationship:no

Failed a class:no

Eaten food off the floor:everyone did

Stuck gum under a desk: yes

Ran away from home or your family: no

Wished you were someone else: sometimes

Cried during a movie: who died?

Had a one night stand:for where?

Describe yourself in one word:complicated

Biggest fear:travelling

Biggest mistake:

Your proudest accomplishment:

#1 Priority in your life:
Dream job: President

What do you believe in: God

Special talent:so you can use it ?

Where are u right now:In my mind

Where would you rather be: In your mind

Famous person you wish to meet: 

Place to visit before you die: plenty

Song played at your funeral: haaaaaaaaa

Have you laughed until you cried: yeah

Have you found out who your true friend is: sure

Met someone who changed you: hmm  yeah

Kissed anyone on your friends list: who dash me?

What were you doing at midnight last night: singing to the Queen

Name something you cannot wait for: 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: Yeah All

What are you listening to right now: Baby K singing

What is the one thing you wish could change your life: stubborn .but maybe i love it

Last time you saw your father:two moons ago

Most visited website:NL

Ever had a surgery:

Do you have a piercing:yeah

Name of your first best friend:

NOYF pet:pet

NOYF vacation:kech

NOYF concert:

NOYF crush:crush

Maybe you should do what now:sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

What don’t you understand:why i did this long long thing

You have lots of respect for: lots of people

Meaning of your display name:greatness

You never want to lose:no

You get annoyed when:i want to

Do you like parties: sometimes

Name: Gabry

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Height: 162cm

Profession: MD's PA, Event Organizer, Decorater, Wedding Singer and Music Instrument Teacher

Relationship Status: In a 2 + 4 year relationship

Religious Belief: Catholic

Favourite Color: All

Favourite Car: Kelisa, Perodua

Favourite Movie: Alot

Hobby: Playing music instruments, making friends, organizing events, surfing the internet, Singing

Favourite Song: Alot

Favourite Singer: Alot

Favourite Writer/Author: Alot

Favourite Book: Alot

Favourite School Subject:  I hate school but in Uni, I love Economics, Nutrition, Human Resource, Leadership, Management, Dultural Diversity, Research Methods, Building Designs, Oenology, Food & Beverage, History or Arts and Business EThics

Favourite Vacation Destination: ALOT!

Favourite Food:Alot

Favourite Restaurant: Alot

Favourite Animal: Alot

Favourite Store: Alot

Favourite Celebrity: Alot

Favourite Childhood Pal: Alot

Favourite Childhood Memory: Alot

Favourite School you’ve once attended: Nah I hate schools

Favourite Country: NIL

Favourite nairaland member: GEEEEZZZZZ!!!! i THINK THERES MOE THAN A THOUSAND!

Favourite Baby Name: ehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  

Favourite Person in your life: ALOT!

Favourite Facebook Application: NIL

Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH

Big Mac or Whopper: BOTH

Coke or Pepsi: BOTH

Beer or Wine: BOTH

Coffee or Tea: BOTH

Apple Juice or Orange Juice: Orange Juice

Facebook or MySpace: Facebook

Summer or winter: WInter

Autumn or spring: Spring

Windows or Mac: WIndows

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

Your mum or your dad: Both

Your sis or your bro:  both

Your uncle or your aunt: Both

Your cousins or your friends: Both

Boxers or Briefs: On my bf both

Rain or Sunshine: Both

United States or Canada: Both

Nigeria or London: Both

Potato chips or Popcorn: Both

Salty or sweet: Both

Bitter or sour: Both

Plane or ship: Both

Morning or night: Both

Movie or novel: Both

Drama or Comedy: Both

Action or horror: Action

Walk or Drive: Walk

Money or love: Both

Black or white: Both

Red or black: Both

Breakfast or dinner: Both

Forgiveness or Revenge: Forgiveness

Excited or neutral: Both

Bully or being bullied: Neither

House or apartment: House

Christmas or new year: Both

Boobs or a$$: Both

DO YOU

Have any pets: Nope cause my neighbours dogs and cats always come running to me so I dont have time for another pet around.

Have children: No

Smoke: No

Drink: No

Exercise: Yes

Spend half of your day on a social networking site:Not really

Play any sport: Yes. I play hockey

Belong to an organisation: Yeap. The Fund Raising ORG

Love your job/school: Yes

Love to cook: YES! All the time!

Play an instrument: YES!!! I play the piano, drums, Cello (just started learning), Guitars (Electric, bass, folK, classical), recorder, harmonica and keyboard

Sing:Yes!!

Dance: NO

Speak more than 2 languages: Yeap

Ice skate: Yes

Swim: Not really

Paint: Yeap

Write: yeap

Ski: Nope

Juggle: Yes (only with three items)

Have you ever

Stolen anything: YES!!! When I was very young. I use to be a professional thief than. LOL!  

Been drunk before noon: Never!

Had sex in public: NOOO!

Seen your parents have sex: Nope

Got caught telling a lie: All the time

Got a speeding ticket: Nope

Been arrested: Nope

Littered: Never!!! That is absurd!  

Cheated on a test or exam: Haha! Who wouldnt!

Cheated in your relationship:  Never

Failed a class: Nope

Eaten food off the floor:YUCK! NOOO!

Stuck gum under a desk: NOOO!  

Ran away from home or your family: Nope

Wished you were someone else: Nope

Cried during a movie: YES!!! All the time! Even on a cartoon!

Had a one night stand:YUCK! Never!

Describe yourself in one word: Funny (Thats what everyone in reality and on the net says)

Biggest fear: Snails, the dark and ghost!!!    

Biggest mistake: Listening to my parents on which career path to take

Your proudest accomplishment:Soon ganing my MSc at age 26. Getting a good job and pay with benefits at this age is awesome!

#1 Priority in your life: My boyfriend, his success and my success

Dream job: Business Woman

What do you believe in: God My dear Sweet Lord, my BF, myself

Special talent: I guess its just to be funny and to play music instruments and cooking and singing and I have a talent in cleaning too! Am very good at organizing and eliminating stains!!!

Where are u right now: in my room

Where would you rather be: no where. I love where Im at

Famous person you wish to meet:Jack Black

Place to visit before you die: My room

Song played at your funeral: Celebrate Good Times Common! Lets Celebrate  

Have you laughed until you cried: YES!!! All the time especially when talking o my mom! She is damn FUNNY all the time! LOL!  

Have you found out who your true friend is: Yeap. Ive been bless with many good loyal friends.  

Met someone who changed you: YES! My bf

Kissed anyone on your friends list: yeah and he is now my bf

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping

Name something you cannot wait for: I cant wait for people whom is not punctual! Time is precious!

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah:Tom yes, Obi no, Ade ys and Sarah yes

What are you listening to right now: NIL

What is the one thing you wish could change your life: NIL

Last time you saw your father: he was teaching me about Post Trenching and the machine he has invented for Post Trenching

Most visited website: Ehmmmm. . . . ALOT!

Ever had a surgery: YEAP

Do you have a piercing: YEAP

Name of your first best friend: Rexeliana

NOYF pet:  

NOYF vacation:  

NOYF concert:  

NOYF crush:  

Maybe you should do what now: Stop answering these questions  

What don’t you understand: WHo would?  

You have lots of respect for: every living things

Meaning of your display name: My name

You never want to lose: my self esteem

You get annoyed when: people discriminate, dirty, lazy and brainless people

Do you like parties: Yes

Name: Esther Tessy Sakwanda
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Not sure
Height: 150 cm
Profession: secretary cum student
Relationship Status: Am yet to understand what status it's in
Religious Belief: Roman Catholic
Favourite Color: Yellow
Favourite Car: Subaru (Dont kno much abt cars)
Favourite Movie: Casino Royale
Hobby: Reading & sleeping
Favourite Song: Written in the stars by Westlife
Favourite Singer: Westlife
Favourite Writer/Author: Sydney Sheldon
Favourite Book: Gangster & Burnt Alive
Favourite School Subject: Biology, Kiswahili & English (Alow me to mention three)
Favourite Vacation Destination: Venezuela
Favourite Food: Rice and red snapper fish
Favourite Restaurant: Coast Dishes
Favourite Animal: I have none
Favourite Store:
Favourite Celebrity: Michael Scofield
Favourite Childhood Pal: Agripinah
Favourite Childhood Memory: Falling off the stairs from the first to the ground floor, being stitched on my forehead
Favourite School you’ve once attended:Murray Girls' High School
Favourite Country:Nigeria
Favourite nairaland member: They're quite a number
Favourite Baby Name: None
Favourite Person in your life: My mum
Favourite Facebook Application: Repeat your question
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla anytym, any day
Big Mac or Whopper: None of the above
Coke or Pepsi:Pepsi
Beer or Wine:None
Coffee or Tea:Coffee
Apple Juice or Orange Juice: Orange juice
Facebook or MySpace: Facebook
Summer or winter:Summer
Autumn or spring: Spring
Windows or Mac:None
Cats or Dogs:Shiyeet! I hate both
Your mum or your dad: I can't choose
Your sis or your bro: Can't chhose
Your uncle or your aunt: Jamb question
Your cousins or your friends:Damn
Boxers or Briefs:Briefs
Rain or Sunshine:Rain
United States or Canada: Canada
Nigeria or London: Nigeria
Potato chips or Popcorn:Popcorn
Salty or sweet:Sweet
Bitter or sour:Sour
Plane or ship:I am allergic to both
Morning or night: Night
Movie or novel:Both
Drama or Comedy:Drama
Action or horror:Horror
Walk or Drive:Walk
Money or love:Love
Black or white:Black
Red or black:Black
Breakfast or dinner: Dinner
Forgiveness or Revenge: Erm. . . Brb
Excited or neutral: Neutral
Bully or being bullied:Both
House or apartment:House
Christmas or new year:New year
Boobs or a$$:A$$
DO YOU
Have any pets:No
Have children:No
Smoke:No
Drink:No
Exercise:No
Spend half of your day on a social networking site: More than half a day
Play any sport:Table tennis
Belong to an organisation: Yeah, Church Youth Group
Love your job/school: Love both
Love to cook: Very much
Play an instrument:The piano
Sing:Yeah, church choir
Dance: Yeah, a little
Speak more than 2 languages: Yes. Am learning igbo too
Ice skate: Never. Not necessary
Swim: Never, phobic to big waters
Paint:No
Write:Yeah
Ski:Never
Juggle:No
Have you ever
Stolen anything:Yeah
Been drunk before noon:Never
Had sex in public:No
Seen your parents have sex:No, never wish to
Got caught telling a lie:Yeah
Got a speeding ticket:No
Been arrested:No
Littered:Yeah
Cheated on a test or exam: Yeah. Mathematics, one had to
Cheated in your relationship:No
Failed a class:No
Eaten food off the floor: Yeah
Stuck gum under a desk:Yeah
Ran away from home or your family:No
Wished you were someone else:Yeah
Cried during a movie:A lot
Had a one night stand:No
Describe yourself in one word: Jovial
Biggest fear:Being raped
Biggest mistake:Wrote a demeaning anonimous letter to our Deputy Headmistress via The Suggestion Box and got
caught. You wouldn't wanna know the rest
Your proudest accomplishment: Represented my country at a Children's Rights Workshop in 2002. My mum has
never been so proud of me
#1 Priority in your life: My family
Dream job: Lawyer
What do you believe in: Nobody but myself
Special talent: Wait do I have any?
Where are u right now: @ Work
Where would you rather be: At home, sleeping
Famous person you wish to meet: Michael Scofield
Place to visit before you die: Nigeria
Song played at your funeral: I am allergic to death so I wouldn't wanna know
Have you laughed until you cried: Yeah
Have you found out who your true friend is: Yeah
Met someone who changed you: Yeah
Kissed anyone on your friends list:Yeah
What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping
Name something you cannot wait for: None
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: Yeah
What are you listening to right now: If I let you go by Westlife
What is the one thing you wish could change your life: Becoming succesful
Last time you saw your father: This morning
Most visited website: Facebook
Ever had a surgery: Never
Do you have a piercing: Yeah
Name of your first best friend: Agripinah
NOYF pet: None
NOYF vacation: Zanzibar
NOYF concert: Youth for Christ Concert '06
NOYF crush: Eric
Maybe you should do what now: sleep
What don’t you understand: Why I fall in love wit the wrong men
You have lots of respect for: My mum
Meaning of your display name: A combi. of my middle name and surname
You never want to lose: My rosary
You get annoyed when: A person flashes me instead of calling
Do you like parties:[/b] Not much

Damn. . ! This thing na too long sha, I don develop a back ache

Kissed anyone on your friends list:Yeah

Thats me    

Had sex in public:No

You lie. have you forgoten?

Met someone who changed you: Yeah

I changed her live by hun. . . .hun. . . .  her everyday    

Cheated on a test or exam: Yeah. Mathematics, one had to

olodo  

Ewwww. . . Phemor! Phemour! Phemour! How many tyms ave I called you? You don become my shadow now, abi? I don tire for una hide and seek o. I wan rest, we go continue tommorrow

Teissys! Teissys! Teissys! Find a nice place to rest like my shoulder

No kidding that's long

Phemour:
Teissys! Teissys! Teissys! Find a nice place to rest like my shoulder

Are you sure ya shoulder is comfortable enuff??

Name: Phemnahs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Black
Height: 1.82
Profession: Medical doctor
Relationship Status: Single
Religious Belief: I believe in God
Favourite Color: Green
Favourite Car: Toyota Camry 2.4 2008 model
Favourite Movie: Stomp the yard
Hobby: Medicine, soccer and reading
Favourite Song: Hero Mariah carey
Favourite Singer: Mary J Blige
Favourite Writer/Author: David Morrell, you probably dont know him, too bad
Favourite Book: Assumed identity, Quran, Bible
Favourite School Subject: Psychiatry
Favourite Vacation Destination: Porta vade, Trinidad and Tobago
Favourite Food: Amala, gbegiri and Ewedu
Favourite Restaurant: La coastal , sheffield UK
Favourite Animal: rabbit
Favourite Store: Park and shop
Favourite Celebrity: Barrack obama
Favourite Childhood Pal: Superted
Favourite Childhood Memory: When i stole my mum's wallet,lol
Favourite School you’ve once attended: C.M.S Grammar school
Favourite Country: France
Favourite nairaland member:-----------------
Favourite Baby Name: Simisola
Favourite Person in your life: My Mother
Favourite Facebook Application: Twist
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Big Mac or Whopper: Bigmac
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Beer or Wine: Wine
Coffee or Tea: Coffee
Apple Juice or Orange Juice: Orange juice
Facebook or MySpace: Facebook
Summer or winter: Winter
Autumn or spring: Autumn
Windows or Mac: windows
Cats or Dogs: None
Your mum or your dad: My Mum
Your sis or your bro: My sisters
Your uncle or your aunt: My aunts
Your cousins or your friends: My cousins
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers
Rain or Sunshine: sunshine
United States or Canada: Canada
Nigeria or London: London
Potato chips or Popcorn: Popcorn
Salty or sweet: Sweet
Bitter or sour: Bitter
Plane or ship: Plane
Morning or night: night
Movie or novel: Both
Drama or Comedy: Both
Action or horror: action
Walk or Drive: Both
Money or love: Both
Black or white: White
Red or black: None
Breakfast or dinner: Both
Forgiveness or Revenge: Forgiveness but not forgetfulness
Excited or neutral: neutral
Bully or being bullied: none, can take care of myself
House or apartment: house
Christmas or new year: Both
Boobs or a$$: Both, more of boobs
DO YOU
Have any pets: None
Have children: not yet
Smoke: Never
Drink: occasionally
Exercise: often
Spend half of your day on a social networking site: none, i ve got work to do
Play any sport: soccer, basketball and tennis
Belong to an organisation: JCI
Love your job/school: Yeah
Love to cook: Nope
Play an instrument: None
Sing: bad voice
Dance: Very well
Speak more than 2 languages: yeah
Ice skate: nope
Swim: yeah
Paint: Nope
Write: yeah, check my blog
Ski: nope
Juggle: nope
Have you ever
Stolen anything: sure
Been drunk before noon: Nope
Had sex in public: Hmmmmmm
Seen your parents have sex: Well maybe
Got caught telling a lie: Sure
Got a speeding ticket: nope
Been arrested: Never
Littered: sure
Cheated on a test or exam: Yeah
Cheated in your relationship: Never
Failed a class: nope
Eaten food off the floor: Nope
Stuck gum under a desk: Yeah
Ran away from home or your family: Never
Wished you were someone else: Never
Cried during a movie: Nope, aint no sissy
Had a one night stand: Yeah
Describe yourself in one word: I am ME
Biggest fear: Height
Biggest mistake: Not meeting her sooner
Your proudest accomplishment: Being a doctor before 23rd birthday
#1 Priority in your life: To make my Girl and my mum happy
Dream job: Surgeon general of Ireland
What do you believe in: Honesty
Special talent: Hidden
Where are u right now: Uk
Where would you rather be: Lagos
Famous person you wish to meet: Osama bin Laden
Place to visit before you die: Rome and mecca
Song played at your funeral: I am not dead yet
Have you laughed until you cried: Yeah
Have you found out who your true friend is: Yeah
Met someone who changed you: Yeah, she did
Kissed anyone on your friends list: Yeah, enough
What were you doing at midnight last night:
Name something you cannot wait for: My marriage
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: sure
What are you listening to right now: K1 de ultimate
What is the one thing you wish could change your life: Less work, more money
Last time you saw your father: Its been longggggggggggggggg
Most visited website: www.medicalcouncil.ie
Ever had a surgery: yeah
Do you have a piercing: nope
Name of your first best friend: Yemi
NOYF pet: None
NOYF vacation: Kumasi, Ghana
NOYF concert: None
NOYF crush: Yemi
Maybe you should do what now: Sleep
What don’t you understand: women
You have lots of respect for: Honest people
Meaning of your display name: My name
You never want to lose: why not
You get annoyed when: i am being lied to
Do you like parties: yes

Name: Ezinne
Hair Color:Brown
Eye Color:Brown
Height:5'10
Profession:Communications
Relationship Status:Single
Religious Belief:Christian
Favourite Color: Purple
Favourite Car:Undecided
Favourite Movie:Brown Sugar
Hobby: Daydreaming
Favourite Song:Undecided
Favourite Singer: Undecided
Favourite Writer/Author:Nora Roberts
Favourite Book:Undecided
Favourite School Subject:Geography
Favourite Vacation Destination: Undecided
Favourite Food: Yam
Favourite Restaurant: Undecided
Favourite Animal: Don't like animals
Favourite Store: Undecided
Favourite Celebrity: None
Favourite Childhood Pal: Can't remember
Favourite Childhood Memory: Lying in the dark trying to get my sisters to fall asleep
Favourite School you’ve once attended:Our lady's groove
Favourite Country: Ireland
Favourite nairaland member:Seun
Favourite Baby Name:Susie
Favourite Person in your life: God
Favourite Facebook Application:none
Chocolate or Vanilla:Choco
Big Mac or Whopper:Whopper
Coke or Pepsi:Coke
Beer or Wine:Beer
Coffee or Tea:Tea
Apple Juice or Orange Juice: Apple
Facebook or MySpace: FB
Summer or winter: Winter
Autumn or spring: Spring
Windows or Mac: Windows
Cats or Dogs: Neither
Your mum or your dad: Neither
Your sis or your bro: Both
Your uncle or your aunt: Neither
Your cousins or your friends:Friends
Boxers or Briefs: boxers
Rain or Sunshine: Rain
United States or Canada: USA
Nigeria or London: Both
Potato chips or Popcorn: Popcorn
Salty or sweet: Sweet
Bitter or sour: Bitter
Plane or ship: Plane
Morning or night: Night
Movie or novel: Movie
Drama or Comedy: Drama
Action or horror: Action
Walk or Drive: Walk
Money or love: Love
Black or white: White
Red or black: Red
Breakfast or dinner: breakfast
Forgiveness or Revenge: Forgiveness
Excited or neutral: Excited
Bully or being bullied: Bully
House or apartment: House
Christmas or new year:New year
Boobs or a$$: Boobs
DO YOU
Have any pets: Nope
Have children:Nope
Smoke: Nope
Drink:Yes
Exercise:Rarely
Spend half of your day on a social networking site: Sometimes
Play any sport:Nope
Belong to an organisation:Nope
Love your job/school:Nope
Love to cook:Sometimes
Play an instrument:Nope
Sing:Nope
Dance:Yes
Speak more than 2 languages: Nope
Ice skate:Nope
Swim:Yes
Paint:Nope
Write:Yes
Ski:Nope
Juggle:Nope
Have you ever
Stolen anything: Nope
Been drunk before noon:Nope
Had sex in public:Nope
Seen your parents have sex:Nope
Got caught telling a lie:Yes
Got a speeding ticket:Nope
Been arrested:Nope
Littered:Yes
Cheated on a test or exam: Nope
Cheated in your relationship:Nope
Failed a class:Yes
Eaten food off the floor: Yes
Stuck gum under a desk: Yes
Ran away from home or your family: Yes
Wished you were someone else: Yes
Cried during a movie:Yes
Had a one night stand:Yes
Describe yourself in one word: Moody
Biggest fear: Being Alone
Biggest mistake:Giving the wrong people the benefit of the doubt
Your proudest accomplishment: Having my sibling respect me
#1 Priority in your life:Family
Dream job:Dunno
What do you believe in: Integrity and purpose
Special talent: Adjusting
Where are u right now: on my bed
Where would you rather be: nowhere
Famous person you wish to meet:nobody
Place to visit before you die: alaska
Song played at your funeral: r.kelly, i believe i can fly
Have you laughed until you cried: yes
Have you found out who your true friend is:no
Met someone who changed you:yes
Kissed anyone on your friends list:yes
What were you doing at midnight last night: dreaming
Name something you cannot wait for: to fall in love
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: yes
What are you listening to right now: my fan rotating
What is the one thing you wish could change your life:love
Last time you saw your father:can't rememba
Most visited website: Nairaland/fb
Ever had a surgery:nope
Do you have a piercing:yes
Name of your first best friend:Susan
NOYF pet: none
NOYF vacation: Haven't had one yet
NOYF concert: not gone to any
NOYF crush:felix
Maybe you should do what now: drink water
What don’t you understand:life
You have lots of respect for: Hope
Meaning of your display name:Good mother
You never want to lose: Hope
You get annoyed when: uncertain/ and afraid
Do you like parties: nope

Loving: yep, I love everyone around me in my own way.

[color=#9900ff]Attempt #2.  .  .looks so long.[/color]

Name: [color=#9900ff]iice[/color]
Hair Color: [color=#9900ff]Red[/color]
Eye Color: [color=#9900ff]Greenish Gray[/color]
Height: [color=#9900ff]2'11[/color]
Profession: [color=#9900ff]FBI [/color]
Relationship Status: [color=#9900ff]Married[/color]
Religious Belief: [color=#9900ff]Zozoism[/color]
Favourite Color: [color=#9900ff]Red/Green[/color]
Favourite Car: [color=#9900ff]Rovers and Porsche[/color]
Favourite Movie: [color=#9900ff]LOTR[/color]
Hobby: [color=#9900ff]Plenty[/color]
Favourite Song: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite Singer: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite Writer/Author: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite Book: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite School Subject: [color=#9900ff]Geography[/color]
Favourite Vacation Destination: [color=#9900ff]Beach[/color]
Favourite Food: [color=#9900ff]Pounded yam and almost any soup[/color]
Favourite Restaurant: [color=#9900ff]Mamaput[/color]
Favourite Animal: [color=#9900ff]I am a princess of the jungle [/color]
Favourite Store: [color=#9900ff]Wherever there is food[/color]
Favourite Celebrity: [color=#9900ff]Who?[/color]
Favourite Childhood Pal: [color=#9900ff]plenty[/color]
Favourite Childhood Memory: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Favourite School you’ve once attended: [color=#9900ff]Rantya[/color]
Favourite Country: [color=#9900ff]Atlantis[/color]
Favourite nairaland member: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Favourite Baby Name: [color=#9900ff]Lucien[/color]
Favourite Person in your life: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Favourite Facebook Application: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Chocolate or Vanilla: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Big Mac or Whopper: [color=#9900ff]All na food[/color]
Coke or Pepsi: [color=#9900ff]Coke[/color]
Beer or Wine: [color=#9900ff]Any[/color]
Coffee or Tea: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Apple Juice or Orange Juice: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Facebook or MySpace: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Summer or winter: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Autumn or spring: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Windows or Mac: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Cats or Dogs: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Your mum or your dad: [color=#9900ff]Dad.   .   .mum[/color]
Your sis or your bro: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Your uncle or your aunt: [color=#9900ff]Unclesssss[/color]
Your cousins or your friends: [color=#9900ff]Whichever[/color]
Boxers or Briefs: [color=#9900ff]Boxers[/color]
Rain or Sunshine: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
United States or Canada: [color=#9900ff]US[/color]
Nigeria or London: [color=#9900ff]London[/color]
Potato chips or Popcorn: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Salty or sweet: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Bitter or sour: [color=#9900ff]Sour[/color]
Plane or ship: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Morning or night: [color=#9900ff]Night - time i hunt [/color]
Movie or novel: [color=#9900ff]Na joke? Movie[/color]
Drama or Comedy: [color=#9900ff]Comedy[/color]
Action or horror: [color=#9900ff]Action[/color]
Walk or Drive: [color=#9900ff]Fly[/color]
Money or love: [color=#9900ff]Both - i fit buy the food i love [/color]
Black or white: [color=#9900ff]White[/color]
Red or black: [color=#9900ff]Red[/color]
Breakfast or dinner: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Forgiveness or Revenge: [color=#9900ff]Deletion[/color]
Excited or neutral: [color=#9900ff]Nonchalant[/color]
Bully or being bullied: [color=#9900ff]Who get time?[/color]
House or apartment: [color=#9900ff]Cabin by the sea[/color]
Christmas or new year: [color=#9900ff]Same difference[/color]
Boobs or a$$: [color=#9900ff]Hands and feet[/color]
DO YOU
Have any pets: [color=#9900ff]Yes.  .  .even human ones[/color]
Have children: [color=#9900ff]Yes.  .  .upto grand ones [/color]
Smoke: [color=#9900ff]yes - the shrooms ika supplies me[/color]
Drink: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Exercise: [color=#9900ff]Yes by pressing my remote control buttons[/color]
Spend half of your day on a social networking site: [color=#9900ff]If i have nothing to do [/color]
Play any sport: [color=#9900ff]Swimming[/color]
Belong to an organisation: [color=#9900ff]Yakuza [/color]
Love your job/school: [color=#9900ff]Err [/color]
Love to cook: [color=#9900ff]No.  .  .but i'm told it's a woman thing[/color]
Play an instrument: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Sing: [color=#9900ff]Yes but not for ears[/color]
Dance: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Speak more than 2 languages: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Ice skate: [color=#9900ff]Working on my triple axle [/color]
Swim: [color=#9900ff]Mami water [/color]
Paint: [color=#9900ff]Claude monet[/color]
Write: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Ski: [color=#9900ff]Down Everest[/color]
Juggle: [color=#9900ff]I'm a woman right?[/color]
Have you ever
Stolen anything: [color=#9900ff]Chin chin[/color]
Been drunk before noon: [color=#9900ff]I sleep at dawn[/color]
Had sex in public: [color=#9900ff]Yes with Ika and Mukina[/color]
Seen your parents have sex: [color=#9900ff]Ewww[/color]
Got caught telling a lie: [color=#9900ff]No[/color]
Got a speeding ticket: [color=#9900ff]No[/color]
Been arrested: [color=#9900ff]Yes after beating Mukina for daring to talk to Johnny [/color]
Littered: [color=#9900ff]Yes thank goodness those days are over[/color]
Cheated on a test or exam: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Cheated in your relationship: [color=#9900ff]Who dash me?[/color]
Failed a class: [color=#9900ff]Say wetin?[/color]
Eaten food off the floor: [color=#9900ff]Including sand[/color]
Stuck gum under a desk: [color=#9900ff]Mehnn those were the days[/color]
Ran away from home or your family: [color=#9900ff]With wetin?[/color]
Wished you were someone else: [color=#9900ff]alot of times[/color]
Cried during a movie: [color=#9900ff]LOL say wetin?[/color]
Had a one night stand: [color=#9900ff]Yes with Ika[/color]
Describe yourself in one word: [color=#9900ff]Crazy [/color]
Biggest fear: [color=#9900ff]That stunt on fear factor where one is locked in a body bag and dropped in water[/color]
Biggest mistake: [color=#9900ff]Wearing a dress - something i don't remember doing [/color]
Your proudest accomplishment: [color=#9900ff]Buying my first sweater from bend-down select [/color]
#1 Priority in your life: [color=#9900ff]Making Johnny happy[/color]
Dream job: [color=#9900ff]Retiring on the beach[/color]
What do you believe in: [color=#9900ff]The deviousness of people [/color]
Special talent: [color=#9900ff]Hehe [/color]
Where are u right now: [color=#9900ff]Behind the clouds[/color]
Where would you rather be: [color=#9900ff]Middle earth[/color]
Famous person you wish to meet: [color=#9900ff]Who?[/color]
Place to visit before you die: [color=#9900ff]Plenty[/color]
Song played at your funeral: [color=#9900ff]The Healing[/color]
Have you laughed until you cried: [color=#9900ff]Constantly [/color]
Have you found out who your true friend is: [color=#9900ff]No.  .  .start with them first to avoid finding out anything [/color]
Met someone who changed you: [color=#9900ff]Yea, a few tweaks here and there[/color]
Kissed anyone on your friends list: [color=#9900ff]Yes, Johnny is my friend[/color]
What were you doing at midnight last night: [color=#9900ff]Eating[/color]
Name something you cannot wait for: [color=#9900ff]Transformers 2[/color]
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
What are you listening to right now: [color=#9900ff]My phone ringing[/color]
What is the one thing you wish could change your life: [color=#9900ff]Nothing.  .  .love the good, bad and ugly[/color]
Last time you saw your father:[color=#9900ff]Today[/color]
Most visited website: [color=#9900ff]Movie site[/color]
Ever had a surgery: [color=#9900ff]Nothing major[/color]
Do you have a piercing: [color=#9900ff]Piercings [/color]
Name of your first best friend: [color=#9900ff]K[/color]
NOYF pet: [color=#9900ff]Which of the 100s?[/color]
NOYF vacation: [color=#9900ff]Beach[/color]
NOYF concert: [color=#9900ff]My baby bro[/color]
NOYF crush: [color=#9900ff]Eric[/color]
Maybe you should do what now: [color=#9900ff]Watch a movie[/color]
What don’t you understand: [color=#9900ff]stupidity[/color]
You have lots of respect for: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Meaning of your display name: [color=#9900ff]Miss Freeze[/color]
You never want to lose: [color=#9900ff]My family[/color]
You get annoyed when: [color=#9900ff]I feel like it[/color]
Do you like parties: [color=#9900ff]Sure y not?[/color]

na wa oooooo

Name:beeola
Hair Color:black
Eye Color:brown
Height:5'9"
Profession:engr
Relationship Status:s
Religious Belief:christian
Favourite Color: blue
Favourite Car:benz
Favourite Movie:last don
Hobby: soccer, meeting new pple
Favourite Song:
Favourite Singer:
Favourite Writer/Author:shakespeare
Favourite Book:shakespeare collection
Favourite School Subject:maths
Favourite Vacation Destination:bahamas
Favourite Food:plantain
Favourite Restaurant:mama put
Favourite Animal:none
Favourite Store:none
Favourite Celebrity:me
Favourite Childhood Pal:many
Favourite Childhood Memory:u dont wanna know
Favourite School you’ve once attended:KC
Favourite Country:Naija
Favourite nairaland member:
Favourite Baby Name:david
Favourite Person in your life:
Favourite Facebook Application:many
Chocolate or Vanilla:vanilla
Big Mac or Whopper:big
Coke or Pepsi:coke
Beer or Wine:beer
Coffee or Tea:tea
Apple Juice or Orange Juice:apple
Facebook or MySpace:f/book
Summer or winter:summer
Autumn or spring:autumn
Windows or Mac:windows
Cats or Dogs:dogs
Your mum or your dad:
Your sis or your bro:sis
Your uncle or your aunt:none
Your cousins or your friends:friends
Boxers or Briefs:boxers
Rain or Sunshine:sunshine
United States or Canada:Canada
Nigeria or London:naija
Potato chips or Popcorn:popcorn
Salty or sweet:sweet
Bitter or sour:bitter
Plane or ship:plane
Morning or night:night
Movie or novel:movie
Drama or Comedy:comedy
Action or horror:horror
Walk or Drive:drive
Money or love:money
Black or white:white
Red or black:black
Breakfast or dinner:dinner
Forgiveness or Revenge:forgiveness
Excited or neutral:excited
Bully or being bullied:both
House or apartment:house
Christmas or new year:christmas
Boobs or a$$:boobs
DO YOU
Have any pets:no
Have children:no
Smoke:no
Drink:occasionally
Exercise:yes
Spend half of your day on a social networking site:yes
Play any sport:yes
Belong to an organisation:yes
Love your job/school:yes
Love to cook:yes
Play an instrument:no
Sing:no
Dance:sometimes
Speak more than 2 languages:no
Ice skate:no
Swim:yes
Paint:yes
Write:no
Ski:no
Juggle:no
Have you ever Stolen anything:yes
Been drunk before noon:no
Had sex in public:no
Seen your parents have sex:no
Got caught telling a lie:yes
Got a speeding ticket:no
Been arrested:no
Littered:no
Cheated on a test or exam:yes
Cheated in your relationship:noFailed a class:no
Eaten food off the floor:no
Stuck gum under a desk:yesRan away from home or your family:noWished you were someone else:noCried during a movie:noHad a one night stand:noDescribe yourself in one word:cute
Biggest fear:myself
Biggest mistake:being a nigerian
Your proudest accomplishment:
#1 Priority in your life:a blessing 2 my generation
Dream job:
What do you believe in:heart of man is wicked
Special talent:manyWhere are u right now:NL
Where would you rather be:NL
Famous person you wish to meet:none
Place to visit before you die:manySong played at your funeral: not written yet
Have you laughed until you cried:yes
Have you found out who your true friend is:yes
Met someone who changed you:no
Kissed anyone on your friends list:yes
What were you doing at midnight last night:dreaming
Name something you cannot wait for:my baby
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah:yes
What are you listening to right now:lifted-lighthouse family
What is the one thing you wish could change your life:my charm
Last time you saw your father:marchMost visited website:NL
Ever had a surgery:no
Do you have a piercing:no
Name of your first best friend:niyon
NOYF pet:none
NOYF vacation:beach
NOYF concert: NOYF crush:toni
Maybe you should do what now:busy
What don’t you understand:pple
You have lots of respect for:my dad
Meaning of your display name:born into a wealthy family
You never want to lose:everyone
You get annoyed when:lied 2
Do you like parties:yes

Laydee you don try oh

[color=#9900ff]Thank you, oya wey my choc?
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